For Gabe: A new set of clothes. I trust I have the right size?
For Emily: A football jersey and a homemade oven mitt. Or, I could just give her a DVD of the USC pep rally, since I've been promising it for the past two months.
For Jon Byrer: Unfortunately, I don't think I can buy free time for our resident 2L. Judging by recent message board feuds, maybe I could buy Jon a bottle of whisky to calm his nerves... or offer to kick F-Bomb squar in the nyuts.
