I noticed that Kanka's Sports Page is the top Google result for "Tom Timmermans nicknames." I also noticed that no reliable and active source on the Internet actually lists the nicknames. Acting on a tip from an NDNation post, I hit the Internet Wayback Machine and decided to post them here. I hope Chad will forgive my copyright infringement. (And yeah, I know the formatting isn't very nice. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?)
1 Showtime
2 The Clutch Dutchman
3 Bagel Thief
4 Tommy "Five to Give"
5 Tim Tommermans
6 The UnDutchable
7 Dutched By An Angel
8 The Gentleman From The Netherlands, Mr. Dutchinson
9 The Man From Nether-Netherlands
10 The High Man From The Low Country
11 Dutch By Birth, Clutch By Reputation
12 Tizzle
13 Holland Globetrotter
14 Mr. Holland's Opus
15 Twizzle
16 Too Tall Tom Timmermans
17 If It Ain't Dutch, It Ain't Much
18 Dutch Treat
19 Can't Dutch This
20 The One-Man Fast Break Wrecking Crew
21 Call Him Tindermans, 'Cause He's a Firestarter
22 Little Elbow
23 The Booty Trap's Heir Apparent
24 He Came, He Saw, He Towered Over
25 Quick First Step
26 Sneaky Quick
27 T Squared
28 The TomTiminator
29 Atomic Tom
30 Mot Snamremmit
31 Tom "You Can't Teach Size - or Dutchness" Timmermans
32 MVT- Most Valuable Timmermans
33 The Blonde Tomshell
34 Simmerin' Timmermans
35 Famous Skier Alberto Tomtimmermansba
36 Tom Injuredmans
37 The Human Exclamation Point
38 Ecstasy
39 One Man Press Break
40 Poor Man's Mike Sweetney Minus the Cheeseburger
41 The Beast of the Big East
42 Amsterdamn he's good!
43 The Dunkin' Dutchman
44 Queen Beatirx's Heir Apparent
45 The Reason Turkey wants to join the EU
46 The square root of T to the fourth
47 The Shaq of the JACC
48 The Royal Netherlands Air Force
49 Kiss Me, I'm Dutch
50 Dutch the Magic Dragon
51 Ivan Kartello's understudy
52 Swanny minus the booty
53 Poor Man's Ruth Riley
54 Phil Hickey with wooden shoes
55 Tommy Timmers, boy choreographer
56 The Longwood Tom Timbermans
57 Slammin' Amsterdammin' Tom Timmermans
58 Tom TimmerMANCHILDs
59 Long Ankles
60 Tom "Call me Dutchboy 'Cause I Live in the Paint" Timmermans
61 White Luscious
62 A Rich Man's Donotas Zavackas
63 4D: Drive, Draw, Dish, and Dutch
64 The Best Thing Out of Europe Since Napoleon, or At Least Toni Kukoc
65 Emeka Okafor's Dad
66 The Only Man Mike Sweetney Fears More Than Hamburgler
67 Dreihuis Destroyer
68 6-11, 253, Pure Vanilla
69 One More Reason for Boeheim to Sweat at Night
70 The Flying Dutchman
71 Tom Terrific
72 Tizzle Me Elmo
73 Larger Than Life and Twice as Natural
74 A Man, A Plan, A Canal - Timmermans
75 I cried because I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no Timmermans
76 Om-Tay Immermans-Tay
77 Tom [INSERT NICKNAME HERE] Timmermans
78 Dutchy McDucherton
79 The Remix
80 Creator of the Windmill Dunk
81 The Riddle
82 The Original Point-Center
83 Half Man, Half Beast, All Dutch
84 Fashion Nightmare
85 Hundreds of uses, yet no real purpose
86 The 47th best thing since sliced bread
87 Somewhere between everyday Dutchness and cartoonish super-Dutchness
88 Better than the rest (in some vague, undefinable way)
89 The 8th Deadly Sin
90 Timmermans 3:16
91 The Real John Galt
92 Ankle deep in ankles
93 The Only Man in the World that has This Nickname
94 More than a man - a really big man
95 The Human Cartoon Character
96 Size 15 Wooden Shoes - So What?
97 Taller Than Normal People
98 Upside Your Head
99 Former Speed-skater
100 Timmermaniac
101 The Truth
102 As Seen On TV
103 From the people who brought you windmills and tulips
104 The Netherlands' secret weapon for taking over the world
105 The Antithesis of Emeka Okafor
106 The Dunk Tank in the Carnival of Life
107 Veni, Vidi, Timmermans
108 Everything you want - and a whole lot more
109 The Only NCAA Basketball Player to register a Single-Quadruple - 1000 Nicknames
110 The Question
111 The Answer
112 The Rhetorical Question
113 The Rhetorical Answer
114 The Other, Other White Meat
115 A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Tom Timmermans
116 Towering Over Others Like Some Sort of Tower
117 Y2T
118 The Original 6-in-1 Tool
119 Internationally Known, Locally Respected
120 Tom Quixote
121 Tomicide
122 The Tommy Gun
123 The Basketball Mercenary
124 The Basketball Messiah
125 The Double-Dutch Dribbler
126 30% Larger Than Life
127 Usually the Lesser of Two Evils
128 The Modern Marvel
129 Best of Show
130 The Real Reason Socialism Can Never Work
131 Knock, Knock. Who's There? Tom. Tom Who? Tom Timmermans.
132 The Reason for the Season
133 Your 100% Recommended Daily Allowance of Dutch
134 Pride of Dreihuis, Holland
135 Made of 100% Real Dutch
136 The Opiate of the Basketball Masses
137 May Contain Peanuts
138 Your Chastity at Risk, 24/7
139 Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right...
140 The Patron Saint of Fouling Out
141 Ana-Tom-ically Correct
142 Chris Thomas' Alter Ego
143 Almost, But Not Entirely Unlike Charles Thomas
144 Like Jimmy Dillon on Steroids
145 Infinity Squared, And Then Some
146 The 7th Man
147 E = MC^(tomtimmermans)
148 #50 on the Court, #1 in the ND Student Body's Hearts
149 Interncontinental Ballistic Fun
150 Jim Calhoun's Pimp
151 The Yin to Your Yang
152 The Linchpin Holding the Keystone Together
153 Cornering the Market on Nicknames
154 Trouble With a Capital Timmermans
155 The Mystery of Pandora's Box
156 This Nickname Contains Ten Words, Eighteen Syllables, and Sixty-Four Letters
157 Mike Brey's Other Guilty Pleasure
158 The Human Rally Monkey
159 I've Got More Nicknames in Back if You Don't See Anything You Like
160 Putting the Dutch in Offensive Production
161 The Human Lowlight Film
162 Part of a Complete Breakfast
163 Trying to be the Next Rik Smits
164 Slightly Less Lanky Than Louis Orr
165 Just a Big, Goofy Dutchman
166 Shakes Defenders Like a Polaroid Picture
167 Ice Cold
168 Ice Water in the Veins
169 The Chosen One
170 The Dutch Version of The Chosen One
171 King TutTimmermanstankhamun's Tom
172 The Dutch Manifesto
173 Special Sauce
174 Tall Drink of Water
175 The Show
176 The Dutch Oven
177 Thom Thimmermans
178 Tom Timmery, Tom Timmery, Tom Tim Taroo
179 Timmermania
180 When I Think About Tom, I Dutch Myself
181 Shooting Dutch
182 Dutch Elm Disease
183 The A-Tom-ic Bomb
184 The Dreihuis Delight
185 Dutchliscious
186 Dutchtastic
187 Mike Sweetney's Heir Apparent
188 The European Union's Most Valuable Asset
189 The Dutch Without a Crutch
190 Shimmerin' Timmermans
191 Nether Say Die
192 The Love Boat
193 The Dutch Dandy
194 An Offensive Goaltending Waiting to Happen
195 The European Sensation
196 Kid Tested, Mother Approved
197 My Favorite Timmermans
198 The Tank
199 Dutch Ado About Nothing
200 A Schoolgirl's Delight: Double Dutch
201 Po-Po 5-0
202 50 Cent
203 Dutch Madness
204 Speed Limit: 50
205 Notre Dutch
206 Dude, Where's My Timmermans
207 Holland, MI
208 Never Have Too Much Dutch
209 The Look, The Feel of Dutchman, The Player of Our Lives
210 Mike Brey's Genetics Lab Experiment Gone Wrong
211 Don't Sing It, Bring It
212 When You Wish Upon a Timmermans
213 Tm Tmmrmns
214 o iea
215 Sean "Dutchy" Combs
216 The Uncommon De-Tom-inator
217 The Hot Tom-ale
218 Tom Timmermans Version 4.0
219 Timmermans XP
220 Hyper Tom Timmermans Protocol Colon Backslash Backslash
221 Moneyball
222 The Future
223 The Franchise
224 Thomas Timothymermans
225 The Matrix Reloade
226 The Cloggin' Irish
227 The Miracle Man From Amersterdam
228 The Irish Muffin
229 Lady Tom, Dutchess of York
230 The Program
231 Beast of the Big East (West)
232 Beast of the Big East (Catholic)
233 The White Phil Hickey
234 Hawaii 5-0
235 Halfway to Triple Digits
236 Thom Timmermans
237 Boracho's Favorite Son
238 The Euro
239 Tt - A-Tom-ic Number 50
240 Mike Jarvis' Worst Nightmare (other than the nightmare where nephew Will borrows his car and accidently crashes it)
241 Weapons Grade Plutonium
242 WMD
243 Dutch Rub
244 Rumanu-Tom (famous Indian Mathematician)
245 Da' Tom
246 Dutch White Chocolate
247 (T^4+2T^3+3T^2)/(T^2+2T+3)
248 Tom's Mom Has Got It Goin' On
249 CD-TOM (Timmermans Only Memory)
250 www.timmermans.tom
251 Talm Pilot
252 Timmermans! (Timmermans factorial)
253 L
254 John Wooden Shoes
255 Tom Got His Number From His Projected Number of Fouls Through the First Ten Games
256 Tommy "Six Fouls to Give Once He's in the NBA"
257 Wha Happened
258 Making the Big East Quintadekaphobic Since 2000
259 The Reason South Florida is Joining the Big East
260 The Urban Tombrero
261 Tom Thumb
262 Charles Thomas Timmermans
263 Hollywood
264 Tom'd
265 Six points, 2-6 FG, 2-3 FT, 8 Rebs, 5 TO's, 5PF, 1 Asst, 0 Stls
266 110010
267 Da Bizness
268 Rock, Chalk, Timmermans
269 Hoya Toma
270 You're Timmerman's Bait (Yes You Are)
271 Tom Squared
272 Cash, Money, Dutch
273 Timtanic
274 Timberrrr
275 Drop Step
276 The Dunkaphobe
277 B.E.E.F.D. (Balance, Eyes, Elbow, Follow-through, Dutch)
278 Matt Carroll With Elephantitis
279 Kankles
280 TurDutchen
281 It Goes All The Way Up To 50
282 Floppy
283 The Dutchness Monster
284 The Token European
285 My Name is Tom Timmermans - Worship Me!
286 Creamy Hollandaise
287 Dutchzilla
288 Recruit Him, Watch Him Play, Lock Him Away in A Closet For a Year, Take Him Out, Watch Him Again - It Will Change Your Life
289 T Diddy
290 Snoop Dutchy Dutch
291 Money Shot
292 Interstate 50
293 Glad My Last Name Isn't Ferrara
294 The Wizard
295 Frisky
296 Finite, But Unbounded
297 2nd Tallest Man On Campus
298 Better Than Getting The Tanooki Suit In Super Mario Bros. 3
299 Throw Your Hands In The Air As If There Were No Repercussions
300 Pennsylvania Dutch
301 auTOMatic
302 T-I-eminem-E-R-M-A-N-S
303 Marquis de Dutch
304 Sexier than Brady's left arm
305 Not as sexy as Brady's right arm
306 The Holland Chunnel
307 Putting the ND in Holland
308 The In-TIMM-idator
309 Dr. Dutch
310 T-Money
311 SHOWTIMErmans
312 Rin Tin Timmermans
313 Dutch'd
314 Tommy T from the North Sea
315 Tom "My shots be flowin' like da Rhine" Timmermans
316 Tom van Timmermans
317 The Real Pride of Scranton, PA
318 Royal Dutch Airlines
319 He's not myopean, he's European
320 The Benelux Delight
321 Got Dutch?
322 Sneaky Dutch
323 The Midas Dutch
324 The Wizard of West Quad
325 The Duke and Dutchness
326 Andries
327 Ymudien Sensation
328 The Mouth of the Rhine
329 The 9th Wonder of the Modern World
330 Turkey Gravy
331 Netherlands Chief Export
332 The Human Interest Story
333 The Human Gamepad
334 Earth, Air, Water, Fire and Tom: the 5 building blocks of the universe
335 The Human Parallelepiped
336 The 5th Dimension
337 The Seventh Sense
338 The 4th Blind Mouse
339 The Cincinnati Bengal of Big East Basketball
340 The 11th Commandment
341 The Human Haiku
342 Liquid Death
343 Jimmy Chitwood
344 The Dutch Greg Ostertag
345 The Road to the Final Four
346 The Greyhound Bus
347 King of da Drop Step
348 The Tom of the Unknown B-Baller
349 Tom the Phenom
350 T-Funk
351 Phenometom
352 The Playmaker
353 Mr. Breakaway Dunk
354 Timmermans, LLP
355 The Gorilla that Destroyed the Oakland Zoo
356 Defined only by being Indefinable
357 The Paperweight
358 The Ultimate Stocking Stuffer
359 Tall on Talent
360 The human equivalent of "Jock Jams"
361 The New Deal
362 The Unbalanced Equation
363 Come for the Dutch, stay for the Clutch
364 Tom Timmermans is for Lovers
365 Tom "I heart ND to infinity" Timmermans
366 That Just Brushed Sensation
367 Snuggles
368 The Timmermanifest Destiny
369 The Secret NASA Project
370 The Dutchina Monologue
371 Hofstra
372 Mt. St. George College Fightin' Timmermans
373 The Clown Prince of Basketball
374 ThreatCON Echo
375 The Round Mound of Rebound
376 Tommy Funk
377 The Tom Timmermans Experience
378 Uncle Tom Timmermans
379 Tom "& Jerry" Timmermans
380 Mild Sauce
381 The Main Event
382 Skip To My Lou
383 Fiff-dee
384 The Professor
385 Half Man/Half Amazing
386 The And Tom Mix Tape Tour, Vol. 50
387 Vanilla Thunder
388 Dr. Dutchenstein
389 The Little Dipper
390 Hot Plate
391 Sweet Cheeks
392 The Big Unit
393 To-Ti
394 The Abuser
395 The Best Kept Secret
396 Showbiz
397 T Timms
398 The Prophecy
399 5.0 on the Richter Scale
400 The Timm Reaper
401 The Real Slam Shady
402 This Week's Sign That The Apocolypse is Upon Us
403 Night Train
404 Thump and Bump
405 The Dirty Dutchman
406 He Love Me
407 The Dutch Leprechaun
408 The Fighting Dutchman
409 My Country Has Free Healthcare
410 Miniature Yao Ming
411 The Foreign Force
412 The Spark Off The Bench
413 Wonderboy
414 The Man With The Cult Following
415 BFG (Big Friendly Giant)
416 BFD (Big Friendly Dutchman)
417 MOAT (Mother Of All Toms)
418 TOM-ahawk Chop
419 Like Kellen Winslow II, He's A F-ing Soldier
420 Excelsior
421 The Juvenator
422 Pass that Dutch
423 The Delta Project
424 Rotter-damn, He's Good
425 Ba-Dunk-A-Dunk
426 Tomid El-Atimmermans
427 Tom Doe
428 Really Big Boi
429 Mr. "I Don't Think So!"
430 The Tower of Terror
431 The Guy the Leprechaun Legion Doesn't Care About Too Much Because Caring About Him Won't Get Them on TV Like Dressing Up Like Elvis Will
432 Yowza!
433 Lula's Cafe's #1 Customer
434 Martin Inglesby's "Project"
435 A Middle Class Man's Billy Celuck
436 The Netherlands' Resident Authority on the Macarena
437 Mike Sweetney's Cheeseburger Monkey
438 One of the Few Things That Can "Pierce the Corporate Veil"
439 ND's Second-Biggest Fan of the Mock Turtle
440 Healthier Than Both a Cigarette and a Popeye's Biscuit
441 Former Shift Manager at the Now-Defunct Irish Kosher Deli
442 The Hot Hand
443 Mr. February
444 The Funk-Soul Brother
445 The Showtime Rotisserie: Set It and Forget It, But Check Back Every Now and Again to Make Sure It's Not Injured
446 Starsky & Dutch
447 Notre Dame's All-Time Leader in "Full Frontals"
448 Lynchpin
449 Mr. Fantastic
450 JaJunk
451 A Thing That Makes You Go "Hmmm..."
452 Paul Pierce Minus the Green Headband
453 Chuck Lennon's Pep Rally Speech Writer
454 Provolone Without
455 The Guy Behind the Guy
456 The Resume Booster
457 The Next Big Thing
458 Whoa Nellie
459 Old Faithful
460 The World's Shortest Tall Guy
461 Teddy Valentine's Favorite Player About Which To Demonstratively Explain That the Shot Won't Count and We Are, In Fact, Headed the Other Way Subsequent To an Offensive Foul
462 Mr. Player Control Foul
463 Todd Palmer Minus the Suck
464 Todd Palmer With a Slightly Smaller Head
465 Tomasitimmermansos
466 A Really Tall and Athletic Dennis Carroll
467 Marilyn Keough's Favorite Son
468 Smokin'!
469 A Real Big East-Type Guy
470 Iron Chef the Netherlands
471 The Real Zupastar
472 Sir Luscious of Dreyhus
473 Moves
474 Living Proof That "When You're Hot, You're Not"
475 "I Know I Should Get Into Rebounding Position, Because Here Comes A Chris Thomas Ill-Advised Shot"
476 The Avatar of Dutch
477 Master of the Totally Unnecessary Pre-game Warmup Dunk
478 Civil Disobedience
479 Too Big for Anything but Basketball
480 Ballpoint Pen
481 The Vin Diesel of the Big East
482 None More Dutch
483 He takes a lickin' and keeps on dunkin'
484 Under Armour's Posterboy
485 The reason South Carolina seceded from the Union
486 Matt Carroll's Apprentice
487 The Human Snot Rocket
488 Tom the Tool Man Timmermans
489 The Tall Terror
490 The Golden Gun
491 The Non-Haitian Sensation
492 The 28th Amendment
493 Pull N' Peel
494 Not so Tiny Tom
495 Rated MA for mature audiences
496 Dynasty
497 Tom "Once you pop you can't stop" Timmermans
498 The Maginot Line of the JACC
499 Ergonomically Designed for your pleasure
500 Artisan Sandwich No. 50
501 Dutch be Nimble
502 Tom "I like my applesauce chunky" Timmermans
503 Tom "I breathe fundamentals" Timmermans
504 Tommy Tilt the Bench
505 Hollandaise Sauce
506 The Sam's Club of the Big East
507 Vlade Divac minus talent, plus Dutchness
508 Buy one, get Tom free
509 Twinkle Toes
510 Two Ton Tommy
511 The Crown Jewel of The Hague
512 The Dean of Low Post Moves
513 Ibn-al Timmermans
514 The Dutch Onslaught
515 Tommy Take a Seat
516 A Statistician's Worst Nightmare
517 Dutch Chicken: Mongolian Beef's Arch Nemesis
518 Dolby Dutchital Surround Sound
519 da da da daht da dhaa...Charge!
520 Don't leave home without him
521 Would you like to apply for an additional 15% off?
522 Batteries included
523 Energizer [bunny]
524 Copper Top
525 They don't take Visa
526 Charles (Tom) in Charge
527 He doesn't carry cash
528 Debit or Credit?
529 The Hitman
530 Boom Boom
531 Bonecrusher
532 The Taztimmermanian Devil
533 Mr. Inside and Mr. Outside
534 Tommy Basketball
535 Chairman of the Boards
536 To ND Basketball What QB Eagles Is To Tecmo Super Bowl
537 Curator of the Oakland Zoo
538 The Love Below
539 Speakerboxxx
540 More Styles Than A Barbershop
541 XY Ruth Riley
542 I put de balle in de bucket, ya?
543 The Dutch word for the free throw line is 'der gunderstalcht'... coach says I gotta stop sending das guys to der gunderstalcht
544 Tommy Timmers, boy choreographer
545 Holland: Been Playing Hoops Since We Lost Everything To The Nazi War Machine
546 Shaq's Stunt Double In Kazaam!
547 Tom "Bizarlyle" Timmermans
548 Pound For Pound The Best Player On The ND Basketball Team... That's From The Netherlands
549 The Result of Rampant Drug Use and Prostitution in Amsterdam
550 The Grinch Who Stole Kartelo's Minutes (and a Bagel)
551 The Reason Ben Howland Left Pitt
552 Notre Dame's Best Recruiting Tool
553 The Reason We All Go to the JACC
554 If You Dish it, Tom Will Come
555 Gary Busey's Stunt Double
556 Dutch, Dutch, Goose
557 Heidi Fleiss' Best Client
558 Accept No Timmitation
559 The Focus of SportsCentury's Next Episode
560 Only a Benchwarmer Because He's so HOT
561 A Perfect 100 (or 50 times 2) on the Unintentional Comedy Scale
562 Infinity Toms 50 Equals Showtime
563 Shawn Bradley on the Metric Scale
564 English is His Second Language Because Foulin' Out is His Native Tongue
565 Sexier than 2 Dikes
566 Not as Sexy as 3 Dikes Together
567 Tom "Yeah, I'd put my Finger in a Dike... But Only in an Emergency" Timmermans
568 The Future Star of Space Jam 2
569 There's No "I" in Tom, but There is an "OOOHHHHHHHH"
570 Tim Merman, Swimmin' in Hoes
571 Taking 5 for the Team
572 The NBA's Marketing Dream
573 The Only Thing "Throwback" about Him are his Elbow Motions
574 The Mastermind Behind the BCS Formula
575 The Seventh Son of the Gunman on the Grassy Knoll
576 Teehentee
577 The Most Ridiculous ND Foreign Import since 1999
578 Tom "It's Redundant to Say I Played 15 Minutes and Fouled Out" Timmermans
579 The Hidden Agenda of NATO
580 The Biggest Phenomenon since Reuben Boumtje-Boumtje
581 The Best Current ND Baketball Player with Thomas in his Name
582 The Guy Who's Clogging Up the Lane
583 A Ballhandling Travesty Waiting to Happen
584 The Reason Condoms are being Handed out Free in DC
585 Tom "I'm Allergic to MSG" Timmermans
586 Death, Taxes, and Timmermans with more Fouls than Points
587 Number 50 on the INS Most Wanted List
588 Double Oh Fifty: Secret Agent Slam
589 The Not-So Great White Hype
590 Proof That Rik Smits' 15 Minutes of Fame was No Coincidence
591 Archibald M. Nemesis
592 The Trainwreck of Basketball
593 As Nasty as MD/2020 Without the Hangover
594 Smoother than Schlitz Light
595 Phi Slamma Amsterdamma
596 He's not White, He's European
597 The Secret Connection between Gorbachev's Forehead and Drew Brees' Cheek
598 Two Hand Dutch
599 A Timmermans By Another Other Name... Would Involve Copyright Infringment
600 The Last Kid Picked To Play
601 The Original Sin
602 Well Within Your Wildest Dreams
603 Like Dutch Writer Hans Christian Anderson's The Little Mermaid, But With A 6'11" Basketball Player Instead Of A Mermaid
604 Tommy 3000
605 The Dutch Uncle
606 Behind Only Brey In The Level Of Dutch Courage
607 Founding Father of the Dutch West India Company
608 Inventor Of The Dutch Bob Haircut
609 Dutchbob Squarepants
610 Tomfoolery Timmermans
611 Tomcat Timmermans
612 Banging On The Tom-Tom Timmermans
613 Ayatollah Thomeni
614 Same Tom Time, Same Tom Station
615 Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poutom?
616 Famous Bob Dylan Song "Just Like Tom Timmermans' Blues"
617 David Toms
618 Bigguns
619 A Product of the Coca-Cola Company
620 One-half Of A Two-Man Fast Break Wrecking Crew
621 Co-Writer of Trick Daddy's "I'm a Thug"
622 The Cradle of Civilization
623 The Tom Timmermans Band
624 More Spicy Than Hot
625 Tom Timmermans et al
626 Another Timmermans Honda
627 Tom Flamenco
628 Senor
629 Taking the Big East in an Ever-Easterly Direction
630 Yoko Ono's Fourth Husband
631 Steve Sears' 3rd Favorite Irish Basketball Player
632 Tom T(sqrt(-1))mmermans
633 The Fierce Wind of the North Sea
634 The EU's Strong Right Arm
635 The Great Divide
636 The Man that keeps Belgium down
637 McGlinn's Alarm Clock
638 The Monster of McGlinn
639 574-634-3024
640 Thomas.A.Timmermans.1@nd.edu
641 TAT
642 - .. -- -- . .-. -- .- -. ...
643 Andries the Giant
644 127 Marilyn Keough Hall
645 The Reason Beds in McGlinn are 7 Feet Long
646 There is No Life Size Poster This Big
647 The Big Ticket
648 The Enforcer of the Big East
649 Windsor's Wonderman
650 IU's Dream Recruit
651 T. Andries
652 Andries Mountains
653 The Boat Club's Biggest Bust
654 The Tomatometer
655 Sir Elton Tohm
656 Dunkin' Dutch
657 A line: the shortest distance between two points
658 The greatest product of the Ajax system
659 Patrick Kluivert in wooden basketball shoes
660 A-Ha's Lead Vocalist
661 Queen Beatrix's Royal Center
662 The Next Jan Peter Balkenende
663 Gheorge Muresan's Better Half
664 The Son of a Dutch Carriagemaker
665 PGA Tour golfer Trevor Timmelman(s)
666 Post-Dispatch sports writer Tom Timmermann
667 The Real Number
668 Tom DeLuise
669 THE Tom Timmermans University
670 He's Going To Make House Party Look Like House Party 2
671 It's Called Joyce Center, Not Joyce Ghetto
672 The Result of Penelope Cruz-Cruise Meeting Reuben Boumtje-Boumtje
673 The Don
674 Technical Tom
675 Double T
676 Gravity
677 The Wall
678 Timber
679 Timble
680 50 Stories Tall
681 Tall Boy Tim
682 The Tower
683 Future Notre Dame Starting Offensive Lineman
684 Tom da Bomb
685 Tickle me Tom
686 XXL
687 It's raining Tom
688 Tomopoly
689 Timmer Tom has got it going on
690 Outta Control
691 Tomzilla
692 T to the O to the M
693 Topple Tom
694 The Tom Tom Club
695 The Genius of Love
696 Dutchitally Mixed, Tommy Tutone Timmermans
697 Dutchboy Paint Patrol
698 "Nature Boy" Tom Timmermans
699 Sweet Baby Tom
700 Dutch E. Cheese
701 Half Dollar
702 The Dutch Gotsch
703 Tom Shammtom
704 Tom Tolbert's Illegitimate Dutch Son
705 T-Bone
706 Strong Like Bull
707 T-Tim
708 Swifty
709 Women Love Him, Men Fear and Respect Him
710 E pluribus Tom (Out of many, Tom)
711 Emeka's Worst Nightmare
712 Ludicrous Speed
713 The Human Layup Machine
714 Too Dutch, Too Soon
715 How Dutch is Too Dutch?
716 Tommerknocker Timmermans
717 The High Ankle Sprain
718 The Moving Screen
719 Johnny Fairplay
720 Count Dunkula
721 The Mansierre
722 The Negotiator
723 Mr. Cleanjersey
724 Randall McPherson
725 The Old-Fashioned 2-Point Play
726 Sammy Splintersocks
727 The Tim Andree of the 21st Century
728 Tom Tom the Piper's Son
729 That's Dr. Basketball to you son
730 Tom.com
731 Air Wood
732 The Get Back Kid
733 Projected Late First Round
734 Creator of the CBA Development League
735 The Mayor of SLAMsterdam
736 Tom Timmermints
737 Dutch Mints
738 Trip to my Lou
739 Dutch Professor
740 Tom "I Don't Need to Jump to Dunk" Timmermans
741 Tom............... and the Bonus!
742 Too Le-Dutch to Quit
743 Just a Shade Under 7 Feet of Pure Dutch Love
744 Jolly Green Timmermans
745 The Dean of Local Sports
746 The Dean of International Sports
747 Keyser Soze
748 Ghetto Bastard
749 Don't Mess With Amsterdam
750 Porn Star Dutch Diggler
751 83 Inches in Length
752 Mack Truck
753 Livin' La Vida Timmermans
754 Inventor of the Internet
755 The Meaning of Life
756 Metrosexual
757 Future Governor of California
758 Next Year�s Super Bowl Half-time Show
759 Founded July 31, 1981. Aged to Perfection.
760 Coming to America 2: Here to Stay
761 www.nd.edu/~ttimmerm
762 Team 453
763 Genius
764 Circus Freak
765 iTom
766 Generation NEXT
767 Fluent in Only One Language: Basketball
768 Google search: "Tom Timmermans". 2,090 results, search took 0.19 seconds.
769 Tenacious T
770 Kurt Rambis Without the Specs
771 4M
772 The White Might of Dutch Outta Sight
773 Carpe Dutchman
774 Gonna Ride You Like a Burro on Tom Sunday
775 Tommy Fiasco
776 Tequila Tom, the White Lightning
777 Legal Name: Hercules Rockefeller
778 His Royal Dutchness
779 Dutchie Dutcherson
780 Air Dutch
781 Timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmans!
782 The Only Man with A Higher Turnover to Assist Ratio than Chris Thomas
783 Tom "The Tiger (in the sack!)" Timmermans
784 Thumb Fingermans
785 His Dutch Shake Is Better Than Yours
786 The Man of Windmill Slams from The Land of Windmills
787 Mike Brey's Dutch Crutch
788 Dutch is Life...and Tom Timmermans
789 Tom "The Touch" Timmermans
790 The Shocker
791 Tom "M1" Timmermans - 'cuz he's money
792 The Western Yao Ming
793 The Not-So-Far Eastern Yao Ming
794 The Juice of the Joyce
795 Tom "Like a Prayer" Timmermans
796 Like a Drive-by Because He's Up and Down the Floor So Fast
797 Tom "Like Your Mother Because He Always Delivers" Timmermans
798 The Reason Carmelo Left Early
799 The Not-So-Little Dutchboy
800 Tom "Cold Fusion" Timmermans
801 Indian Giver: Because You're Never Gonna Get Another Shot
802 A.I. With Better Shot Selection
803 Dick Vitale's Wet Dream
804 Tom "I'll take you off the dribble and your mom" Timmermans
805 The Thing That Keeps Me Warm On Those Long Cold South Bend Nights
806 Rembrandt's Greatest Masterpiece
807 Tom "Nether say Nether" Timmermans
808 Under the Back Foul
809 The Afro Pick
810 Tommy Von Peekdownblouse
811 Tom "I Think That's My Size 15 Wooden Shoe in your Ass" Timmermans
812 The Netherland Ranch
813 Dutch Nuts in Yo Mouth
814 Tommy Legend
815 Tom "Call Me Anything, Just Don't Call Me Late For" Timmermans
816 Double Bonus
817 Dutch, Yet Always Her Treat
818 You Can Stop Him, and You Can Almost Be Assured of Containing Him
819 Double Dutch Bonus
820 Air Amsterdam
821 LeTom James
822 KLM
823 The Nifty Fifty
824 The 83 Inch Janet Jackson Nipple Ornament
825 Toms With Calcium
826 European Sasquatch Sighting
827 Dehydrated, Anemic Shaquille O'Neal
828 Western Vlade Divac
829 The future winner of an "Indiana All Imported Big Men" knife fight with Ivan Kartello
830 Neither Dutch law nor the Big East bylaws mandate wearing underpants
831 Don't Think Because He's Iced Out That He's Going to Cool Off
832 I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Dutch Timmermania
833 The Shifty Fifty
834 Tom "My Favorite Cat Stevens Album is Tea For The" Timmermans
835 God Timmergod
836 Shiver Me Timmermans
837 Shock and Awe
838 Poetry in Motion
839 The Personification of "Oh No He Didn't"
840 The Big Matinee
841 The Orange-Man
842 Timmerman's Royal House of Orange
843 Tom Gouda the Basket
844 Coach Brey Looks Like He Had Bad Breath
845 Yesterday's Breakfast
846 Ivan Kartello's Illegitimate Son
847 Jere Macura's Legitimate Dad
848 Goldmember
849 The Dutch Priest
850 The Apple of Coach Brey's Big White European Basketball Eye
851 Hostile Takeover
852 Get Up, Get Down, Get On The Floor
853 2-3 Zone Killer
854 Gouda if it Goes
855 T2: Judgment Day
856 Timmerman Toast Crunch
857 Death From Above
858 The Timmerman Cometh
859 Do You Know the Timmer Man
860 We Can See You're TT!
861 Let's Go Dutch!
862 Holland Dazed and Confused
863 The Plague from the Hague
864 Tom the Tulip
865 Dutch Obliged
866 The Captain That Righted the Notre Dame Basketball Ship
867 Master and Commander
868 Tom "Enough to Overcome CT's Poor Shot Selection" Timmermans
869 The Classic Proverb: Tom is Money
870 NKOTB: Netherlands' King of the Bend
871 The Dutch E-Z Bake Oven
872 Tom "Guess Who Has a 3PT Percentage Now?" Timmermans
873 The White Whale to Our Opponents' Metaphoric Captain Ahab
874 Timms
875 The Bracket Buster
876 The NCAA Leader in Intangibles
877 Peeping Tom
878 Big Shawns Marions
879 Trey Timmermans
880 The Answer to the Question: What Da Hook Gon' Be?
881 50 Euro Cent
882 Uncle Tom Timmerman's Dutch Cabin
883 Thomas The (Dutch) Tank Engine
884 The Irish Beast
885 JACC in the Box
886 CT's Big Dutch Security Blanket
887 Hickory Dickory Dutch
888 Big Poppa
889 T-Murder
890 Driehuis Dream Machine
891 Mr. Short Black Dress Socks
892 Better Shooter Than Colin Falls
893 Jolly Dutch Giant
894 Is He a Factor? Is He a Non-Factor? Nobody Knows!
895 The Reason Hakim Warrick Wakes Up in a Cold Sweat
896 Schweaty Palms
897 Dutch Dimeman
898 Long Tom Silvers
899 Most Likely to Appear in a Local TV Commercial (after Mike Brey)
900 Blonde Vlade Divac Without the Beard
901 The Real Reason Tourists Go to the Netherlands
902 A Better Pure Passer Than Ben Roethlisberger
903 Tommy Hustle
904 Tom "Atkins Friendly" Timmermans
905 The Blue Ridge Bomber
906 Tom "Droppin' Dimes" Timmermans
907 The Dime Droppin' Dutchman
908 The Great Wall of the Netherlands
909 The Incredible Bulk
910 Tom "Call Me Ishmael...No, Don't" Timmermans
911 The Mark Paul Gosselaar of Basketball
912 A Streetcar Named Timmermans
913 The Human Subliminal Rorschach Test
914 Like the Pythagorean Theorem... There is No Answer
915 Tom "Chad, Get Off My Jock" Timmermans
916 Mr. T Sans Bling Bling
917 The Notorious T.A.T.
918 The TAT Offensive
919 JusTom Timberlake
920 Tom Timmermans, So Hot Right Now
921 The Dutch Equivalent of Mardi Gras Beads
922 Timmer man... MER MAN
923 Not Just a Big Dutchman Dunking Basketballs. A Big Dutchman Dunking Basketballs, Old School.
924 Equal Parts Size, Athleticism, and Dutch
925 There's No "I" in Team Because it's in "Timmermans"
926 When You're Not Looking, This Nickname is in Spanish
927 Honesty is the Best Policy, But Timmermans is the Best Defense
928 Tom "Keeping the Mid-Range Jumpshot Alive" Timmermans
929 Not Quite the Sum of His Parts
930 TT the Dutch Plane
931 The Dutch Express
932 Tom "Hot Sizzle" Timmermans
933 Come Mr. Timmerman, Tommy Me Banana
934 Tom Petty and the Fastbreakers
935 March Madness to the Beat of the Tom-Tom
936 Timmermonkey
937 Tom "I Broke Okafor Down Off the Dribble" Timmermans
938 Not So Tiny Tim Tommermans
939 The Reason For at Least One of Stuart Scott's 15,000 Boo-yah's
940 The Okeydoke Dutch Show
941 The Antilles Heel
942 The Netherlands Neanderthal
943 Brey's Bodyguard
944 Elton Thom
945 Tommy at the Nets
946 Dutchy Feely
947 A Man-and-a-Half
948 Thom Thumbermans
949 A Blond That Every Mother Could Love
950 Dream Date for a Big Girl
951 Identified Foreign Object
952 Tom Timmer-Super-mans
953 Timmer-califragilisticexpialidocious
954 Tom Swishermans
955 Fr. Hesburg's Window Washer
956 West Quad's Golden Dome
957 The Kolassus of Keough
958 JACCpot
959 BookStore ' 04 Dream-Come-True
960 Drive for Show, Dunk for Dough
961 The Irish Assassin
962 Tom "Redifining Eye Level" Timmermans
963 Holland's Highest Elevation
964 Tom-ta-Tom-Tom
965 Hoop-La
966 Troy Murphy Only Smarter
967 Big, Bold, Blond and Beautiful
968 Envy of the Little People
969 The Skyscraper of South Bend
970 Two-and-a-Third Yardsticks
971 The Blond Hypotenuse
972 The European Invasion
973 Bucketman
974 The Center From Helland
975 Give Him an Inch and He'll Be Seven Feet!
976 Reinforced for Wind Shear
977 Leprauchan Legion's Legend
978 Why Women Weep
979 Total Eclipse of the Library
980 Wing Span Man
981 Every Inch a Winner
982 This Blond's No Joke!
983 Leaps Small Defenders in a Single Bound
984 Hoop Hoop Hooray
985 The Big Ticket
986 Working OverTom
987 Add a Flux Capacitor, and He'll Be a Tom Machine
988 The Human Matchup Problem
989 The Answer to the Question: What's Cooler Than Being Cool?
990 The Man for All Seasons
991 The Most Underrated, Underrated Player in the Country
992 The JACC of All Trades
993 Grace in its Purest Form
994 Honorable Mention All Big East
995 The Human Genome
996 The RPI Booster
997 The Human Joystick
998 He's Not a Player He's Just Dutch a Lot
999 The Greatest Center named Tom to Come out of Holland via Virginia
1000 The Man of a Thousand Nicknames
1001 Dutch Gold - (the Natty Light of Ireland, just like Tom, it might not be pretty or smooth, but it gets the job done)
1002 The Token European on the ND Basketball Team
1003 The Amsterdam Live Sex Show
1004 El Gigante
1005 Throwing Elbows From the Elbow
1006 Special, But Not Special Like the Kid Down the Street Special, But Special Like Special K
1007 Top Shelf
1008 Sometimes Three Seconds, But Never Sloppy Seconds
1009 Big Tom Studd
1010 The Human Tetherball Pole
1011 Stretch Velvet
1012 I Signed Up to Host a Dutch, Blonde, Foreign Exchange Student, and This is What They Sent Me
1013 The Dutchman Cometh
1014 Tom "Bring Your Green Hat" Timmermans
1015 Snoop Dogg's Second Cousin, Once Removed
1016 1/8 of the g g g g g G-unit
1017 The Newest Member of the Roc-A-Fella Family
1018 Dutch & Go
1019 Holla ND!
1020 To HOLL AND Back
1021 Tom "I Like Tulip Service You" Timmermans
1022 Tom "I'll Wind Your Mill Up" Timmermans
1023 Tom "I'm Not Related to Ann Frank" Timmermans
1024 Dutchdown Jesus
1025 The Divine Proportion
1026 Gerry McNamara's Evil Twin
1027 The Reason St. John's Only Has Eight Players
1028 Keith "Tractor" Traylor's Protege
1029 Turns Third and Inches Into Fourth and Long
1030 Timmerlans Shoe Co.
1031 T-Bag
1032 McGlinn's "O" Face
1033 Dutch By Birth, All-American on the Basketball Court
