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Saturday, May 30, 2009
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Brett Favre is currently working out with a high school team in Mississippi. We recommend the Detroit Lions do the same.
Former Boston infielder Lou Merloni recently told reporters that the Red Sox taught players how to use steroids. Judging by his 14 career home runs, Merloni must have a learning disability.
Former world cycling champion Tom Boonen has been fined by his team after testing positive for cocaine. Officials first became suspicious after noticing Boonen passing cars on the highway. On foot.
New York Yankee officials are keeping an eye on the effects of wind in regards to homerun totals at the stadium. They've already tried to reduce it by making sure the turn styles aren't spinning.
And P.J. Carlesimo has announced he wants to coach in the NBA next season. He should coach the Detroit Pistons, since they choke, too.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The Lakers beat the Rockets by 40 points. It was so embarrassing, Ron Artest elbowed himself in the throat.
The odds of Ryan Zimmerman extending his hitting streak to 56 games are 0.09 percent. Sadly, that's still 0.06 percent higher than Washington's winning percentage. Forget Zimmerman's streak - we're just impressed the Nationals have gotten a hit in every game.
Brett Favre has reportedly been sending x-rays to the Minnesota Vikings. It seems like an unnecessary gesture since everyone can already see right through him.
And Boston Celtics forward Glen Davis has apologized for bumping a 12-year-old boy while celebrating his game-winning shot against the Magic. The kid is just lucky he didn't eat him.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The Lakers beat the Rockets by 40 points. It was so embarrassing, Ron Artest elbowed himself in the throat.
The odds of Ryan Zimmerman extending his hitting streak to 56 games are 0.09 percent. Sadly, that's still 0.06 percent higher than Washington's winning percentage. Forget Zimmerman's streak - we're just impressed the Nationals have gotten a hit in every game.
Brett Favre has reportedly been sending x-rays to the Minnesota Vikings. It seems like an unnecessary gesture since everyone can already see right through him.
And Boston Celtics forward Glen Davis has apologized for bumping a 12-year-old boy while celebrating his game-winning shot against the Magic. The kid is just lucky he didn't eat him.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Los Angeles Sparks star Candace Parker has given birth to a baby girl. In related news, the WNBA's fan base just doubled.
The Lingerie Football League is holding tryouts this week in Miami. Coach Marv Albert is optimistic about his team's chances. We suggest Brett Favre play. Then he'll be as exposed as Green Bay was last season.
The NFL is considering playing a second game in Europe in 2010. It's the first step in their plan to strand the Lions in Spain.
And Mike Tyson has admitted to wanting to kill Brad Pitt back in the early 1990s because he was dating Tyson's ex, Robin Givens. Though we are talking about Robin Givens - after two weeks, Brad Pitt probably wanted to kill himself.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Stephen Curry has said that playing for the Knicks would be a dream come true. Funny, we've had the same nightmare.
Chad Johnson received some good news and some bad news today. The good news is the NFL has agreed to allow him to have the name Ochocinco on the back of his jersey. The bad news is the front of the jersey will still feature the name Bengals.
David Stern has asked Mark Cuban to apologize more directly to Kenyon Martin's mother. And anyone else who has ever wasted their time on his blog.
Ex-Yankee slugger Jim Leyritz recently threatened to commit suicide. The Yankees organization reached out to Leyritz, and asked him if he wanted to pay to kill himself with a brick from the old stadium.
And the Minnesota Timberwolves are interested in bringing back Kevin McHale. After all, he IS the team's second best forward.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Jerry Bruckheimer is interested in buying the Sacramento Kings. Luckily his experience directing Pearl Harbor has prepared him well for epic disasters.
A suspicious substance was found in the corner of boxer Edison Miranda, following his loss to Andre Ward. Judging by Miranda's performance, the substance was definitely not speed.
Developer Bruce Ratner says he is ready to break ground on a Brooklyn arena for the New Jersey Nets. While he's at it he might also want to take a jackhammer to the team's roster.
Tony Romo was recently spotted leaving a steakhouse in Dallas carrying a bottle of 21-year-old single malt Scotch. We hope the Scotch has aged better than Jessica Simpson.
And Terrell Owens practiced with the Buffalo Bills for the first time. Owens is confident, in good health, and right on schedule for his June meltdown.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Jets owner Woody Johnson is getting his own TV show, tentatively titled "The Second Biggest Loser."
The Washington Nationals made four errors in a loss to the Pittsburgh Pirates. Five if you count showing up for the game. While four errors is pretty awful, it's nothing compared to the 14,549 people who committed the error of buying tickets.
Former NBA forward Brian Grant has revealed that he has Parkinson's disease. The Lakers immediately canceled plans for their bobblehead night.
And Michelle Wie has said she'd like to win the Masters. We suggest she set her sights on something more realistic, like curing cancer.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Mets slugger Carlos Delgado is out ten weeks after hip surgery. It was only supposed to be six weeks, but team doctors are also committed to underachievement.
The L.A. Clippers won the NBA draft lottery in an upset. And no one was more upset than Blake Griffin. Congratulations to the Clippers on the win. Making the last time this year you'll hear the words "Clippers" and "win" in the same sentence.
New Orleans will host the 2013 Super Bowl. In other news, the Girls Gone Wild camera crew is now working secretly for Bill Belichick.
And Red Sox slugger David Ortiz is in the biggest homerun slump of his career. He's still had plenty of Grand Slams, but only at Denny's.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Ricky Rubio is reportedly not interested in competing in Memphis. Which is perfect, since the Grizzlies havent competed in years.
Blake Griffin believes he can turn the Clippers into winners. Just after he turns water into wine.
If the NFL re-instates Michael Vick, his new team can expect hordes of protesters. But since that means people coming to the stadium, Detroit is very interested.
NASCAR fined crew chief Charles Swing a record $200,000. Or in NASCAR fan terminology, several Waffle House franchises.
And Red Sox star David Ortiz finally hit a homerun. It's his first four-bagger this year that didn't include a trip to a Wendy's.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Notre Dame omitted the losing seasons from Charlie Weis' year-by-year biography in their latest football media guide. What a great way to save paper.
The Washington Nationals accidentally sprayed fans with mangled meat chunks when they tried firing sausages wrapped in t-shirts from a small cannon. Other than that it's been a dream season.
Former NFL quarterback Ryan Leaf has been indicted by a grand jury on drug and burglary charges. Congratulations, Ryan, that's the best thing you've done in the last ten years.
Marcus Camby has said he wants to remain a Clipper for life. Which is a great foundation in case he ever wants to plead insanity.
And John Daly wore pink pants in honor of the cancer battle being fought by Amy Mickelson. Luckily he had pink pants, since he recently spilled a daiquiri on his white pants.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Ricky Rubio has openly insulted Oklahoma City. He must know more about America than we thought.
The Los Angeles Clippers are entertaining offers for the No. 1 pick. Which is the only way the Clippers could possibly be entertaining.
Los Angeles Laker Andrew Bynum is reportedly furious that he isnt getting more playing time. It's nice to hear he isn't hung up on trivial matters like winning.
Mark Cuban is headed for court shortly to defend himself against charges of insider trading. Anyone who trades for Jason Kidd and Ryan Hollins is definitely not receiving insider information.
And the struggling Florida Marlins are reportedly open to making substantive changes. Their first change is to stop playing baseball.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The Buffalo News said that Buffalo is the best city for baseball fans. And nothing else.
John Daly's six-month suspension on the PGA Tour is finally over. We'll give you one guess as to how he celebrated.
The Washington Nationals recently misspelled Teddy Roosevelt's name on thousands of bobbleheads of the former U.S. President. Given their recent struggles, you can't blame them for wanting to re-write history.
The Los Angeles Lakers are headed back home after falling 120-101 to the Nuggets. Kobe Bryant hasn't been this excited to leave Colorado since, well, you know when.
And the Boston Red Sox actually decided to sit the slumping David Ortiz. Just after they buy a bigger bench.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
More and more New York Mets are getting hurt. Like their fans in September.
The Phoenix Suns and Philadelphia Sixers will play a preseason game in Mexico. The game was originally going to feature the Kings and Clippers, but Mexican officials didn't want anyone else getting sick.
Shaquille O'Neal has challenged Lance Armstrong in a bike race. Shaq plans on carrying his.
The Minnesota Timberwolves Rashad McCants has been busted for cheating on Khloe Kardashian after her sister Kim hacked into his voicemail and heard several messages from groupies. What's more surprising, that Kim Kardashian is technologically savvy or that Rashad McCants has fans?
And Mr. T recently threw out the first pitch at a Chicago Cubs game. In related news, the Chicago Cubs have officially run out of celebrities.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Buffalo Bills cornerback Terrence McGee hurt his arm while covering Terrell Owens. McGee got mixed up when T.O. went one way and his ego went the other.
Randy Johnson picked up win number 299 with a 6-3 victory over the Atlanta Braves. Johnson is now just one victory away from becoming the ugliest 300-game-winner in Major League history.
The Detroit Red Wings are back in the Stanley Cup Finals. When asked what they thought of being in the Super Bowl of hockey, all of Detroit responded, "What's the Super Bowl?"
Dirk Nowitzki's ex-girlfriend is allegedly pregnant with his child. You can actually tell it's his because it flopped during the ultrasound.
And Cleveland owner Larry Dolan has been hospitalized following a mild heart attack. It was only a matter of time before he finally realized he owned the Indians.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Brett Favre is currently working out with a high school team in Mississippi. We recommend the Detroit Lions do the same.
Former Boston infielder Lou Merloni recently told reporters that the Red Sox taught players how to use steroids. Judging by his 14 career home runs, Merloni must have a learning disability.
Former world cycling champion Tom Boonen has been fined by his team after testing positive for cocaine. Officials first became suspicious after noticing Boonen passing cars on the highway. On foot.
New York Yankee officials are keeping an eye on the effects of wind in regards to homerun totals at the stadium. They've already tried to reduce it by making sure the turn styles aren't spinning.
And P.J. Carlesimo has announced he wants to coach in the NBA next season. He should coach the Detroit Pistons, since they choke, too.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The Lakers beat the Rockets by 40 points. It was so embarrassing, Ron Artest elbowed himself in the throat.
The odds of Ryan Zimmerman extending his hitting streak to 56 games are 0.09 percent. Sadly, that's still 0.06 percent higher than Washington's winning percentage. Forget Zimmerman's streak - we're just impressed the Nationals have gotten a hit in every game.
Brett Favre has reportedly been sending x-rays to the Minnesota Vikings. It seems like an unnecessary gesture since everyone can already see right through him.
And Boston Celtics forward Glen Davis has apologized for bumping a 12-year-old boy while celebrating his game-winning shot against the Magic. The kid is just lucky he didn't eat him.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The Lakers beat the Rockets by 40 points. It was so embarrassing, Ron Artest elbowed himself in the throat.
The odds of Ryan Zimmerman extending his hitting streak to 56 games are 0.09 percent. Sadly, that's still 0.06 percent higher than Washington's winning percentage. Forget Zimmerman's streak - we're just impressed the Nationals have gotten a hit in every game.
Brett Favre has reportedly been sending x-rays to the Minnesota Vikings. It seems like an unnecessary gesture since everyone can already see right through him.
And Boston Celtics forward Glen Davis has apologized for bumping a 12-year-old boy while celebrating his game-winning shot against the Magic. The kid is just lucky he didn't eat him.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Los Angeles Sparks star Candace Parker has given birth to a baby girl. In related news, the WNBA's fan base just doubled.
The Lingerie Football League is holding tryouts this week in Miami. Coach Marv Albert is optimistic about his team's chances. We suggest Brett Favre play. Then he'll be as exposed as Green Bay was last season.
The NFL is considering playing a second game in Europe in 2010. It's the first step in their plan to strand the Lions in Spain.
And Mike Tyson has admitted to wanting to kill Brad Pitt back in the early 1990s because he was dating Tyson's ex, Robin Givens. Though we are talking about Robin Givens - after two weeks, Brad Pitt probably wanted to kill himself.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Stephen Curry has said that playing for the Knicks would be a dream come true. Funny, we've had the same nightmare.
Chad Johnson received some good news and some bad news today. The good news is the NFL has agreed to allow him to have the name Ochocinco on the back of his jersey. The bad news is the front of the jersey will still feature the name Bengals.
David Stern has asked Mark Cuban to apologize more directly to Kenyon Martin's mother. And anyone else who has ever wasted their time on his blog.
Ex-Yankee slugger Jim Leyritz recently threatened to commit suicide. The Yankees organization reached out to Leyritz, and asked him if he wanted to pay to kill himself with a brick from the old stadium.
And the Minnesota Timberwolves are interested in bringing back Kevin McHale. After all, he IS the team's second best forward.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Jerry Bruckheimer is interested in buying the Sacramento Kings. Luckily his experience directing Pearl Harbor has prepared him well for epic disasters.
A suspicious substance was found in the corner of boxer Edison Miranda, following his loss to Andre Ward. Judging by Miranda's performance, the substance was definitely not speed.
Developer Bruce Ratner says he is ready to break ground on a Brooklyn arena for the New Jersey Nets. While he's at it he might also want to take a jackhammer to the team's roster.
Tony Romo was recently spotted leaving a steakhouse in Dallas carrying a bottle of 21-year-old single malt Scotch. We hope the Scotch has aged better than Jessica Simpson.
And Terrell Owens practiced with the Buffalo Bills for the first time. Owens is confident, in good health, and right on schedule for his June meltdown.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Jets owner Woody Johnson is getting his own TV show, tentatively titled "The Second Biggest Loser."
The Washington Nationals made four errors in a loss to the Pittsburgh Pirates. Five if you count showing up for the game. While four errors is pretty awful, it's nothing compared to the 14,549 people who committed the error of buying tickets.
Former NBA forward Brian Grant has revealed that he has Parkinson's disease. The Lakers immediately canceled plans for their bobblehead night.
And Michelle Wie has said she'd like to win the Masters. We suggest she set her sights on something more realistic, like curing cancer.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Mets slugger Carlos Delgado is out ten weeks after hip surgery. It was only supposed to be six weeks, but team doctors are also committed to underachievement.
The L.A. Clippers won the NBA draft lottery in an upset. And no one was more upset than Blake Griffin. Congratulations to the Clippers on the win. Making the last time this year you'll hear the words "Clippers" and "win" in the same sentence.
New Orleans will host the 2013 Super Bowl. In other news, the Girls Gone Wild camera crew is now working secretly for Bill Belichick.
And Red Sox slugger David Ortiz is in the biggest homerun slump of his career. He's still had plenty of Grand Slams, but only at Denny's.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Ricky Rubio is reportedly not interested in competing in Memphis. Which is perfect, since the Grizzlies havent competed in years.
Blake Griffin believes he can turn the Clippers into winners. Just after he turns water into wine.
If the NFL re-instates Michael Vick, his new team can expect hordes of protesters. But since that means people coming to the stadium, Detroit is very interested.
NASCAR fined crew chief Charles Swing a record $200,000. Or in NASCAR fan terminology, several Waffle House franchises.
And Red Sox star David Ortiz finally hit a homerun. It's his first four-bagger this year that didn't include a trip to a Wendy's.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Notre Dame omitted the losing seasons from Charlie Weis' year-by-year biography in their latest football media guide. What a great way to save paper.
The Washington Nationals accidentally sprayed fans with mangled meat chunks when they tried firing sausages wrapped in t-shirts from a small cannon. Other than that it's been a dream season.
Former NFL quarterback Ryan Leaf has been indicted by a grand jury on drug and burglary charges. Congratulations, Ryan, that's the best thing you've done in the last ten years.
Marcus Camby has said he wants to remain a Clipper for life. Which is a great foundation in case he ever wants to plead insanity.
And John Daly wore pink pants in honor of the cancer battle being fought by Amy Mickelson. Luckily he had pink pants, since he recently spilled a daiquiri on his white pants.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Ricky Rubio has openly insulted Oklahoma City. He must know more about America than we thought.
The Los Angeles Clippers are entertaining offers for the No. 1 pick. Which is the only way the Clippers could possibly be entertaining.
Los Angeles Laker Andrew Bynum is reportedly furious that he isnt getting more playing time. It's nice to hear he isn't hung up on trivial matters like winning.
Mark Cuban is headed for court shortly to defend himself against charges of insider trading. Anyone who trades for Jason Kidd and Ryan Hollins is definitely not receiving insider information.
And the struggling Florida Marlins are reportedly open to making substantive changes. Their first change is to stop playing baseball.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The Buffalo News said that Buffalo is the best city for baseball fans. And nothing else.
John Daly's six-month suspension on the PGA Tour is finally over. We'll give you one guess as to how he celebrated.
The Washington Nationals recently misspelled Teddy Roosevelt's name on thousands of bobbleheads of the former U.S. President. Given their recent struggles, you can't blame them for wanting to re-write history.
The Los Angeles Lakers are headed back home after falling 120-101 to the Nuggets. Kobe Bryant hasn't been this excited to leave Colorado since, well, you know when.
And the Boston Red Sox actually decided to sit the slumping David Ortiz. Just after they buy a bigger bench.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
More and more New York Mets are getting hurt. Like their fans in September.
The Phoenix Suns and Philadelphia Sixers will play a preseason game in Mexico. The game was originally going to feature the Kings and Clippers, but Mexican officials didn't want anyone else getting sick.
Shaquille O'Neal has challenged Lance Armstrong in a bike race. Shaq plans on carrying his.
The Minnesota Timberwolves Rashad McCants has been busted for cheating on Khloe Kardashian after her sister Kim hacked into his voicemail and heard several messages from groupies. What's more surprising, that Kim Kardashian is technologically savvy or that Rashad McCants has fans?
And Mr. T recently threw out the first pitch at a Chicago Cubs game. In related news, the Chicago Cubs have officially run out of celebrities.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Buffalo Bills cornerback Terrence McGee hurt his arm while covering Terrell Owens. McGee got mixed up when T.O. went one way and his ego went the other.
Randy Johnson picked up win number 299 with a 6-3 victory over the Atlanta Braves. Johnson is now just one victory away from becoming the ugliest 300-game-winner in Major League history.
The Detroit Red Wings are back in the Stanley Cup Finals. When asked what they thought of being in the Super Bowl of hockey, all of Detroit responded, "What's the Super Bowl?"
Dirk Nowitzki's ex-girlfriend is allegedly pregnant with his child. You can actually tell it's his because it flopped during the ultrasound.
And Cleveland owner Larry Dolan has been hospitalized following a mild heart attack. It was only a matter of time before he finally realized he owned the Indians.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
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Friday, May 29, 2009
NCAA Baseball Regional Previews
It's almost Omaha time again! No, Notre Dame (and Cleveland State) didn't make it into the field of 64 this year. But for more information on the teams that did, be sure to check out The College Baseball Blog's regional previews. Brian et al. broke down each regional in fantastic detail. That's why TCBB is the top in its niche, my friends.
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
North Carolina guard Ty Lawson reportedly won $250 at a Detroit casino. Sadly, that makes him the fifth richest person in the city.
Jay Cutler has been dealt to the Chicago Bears. In case he didnt have enough to complain about.
Boston College defensive tackle B.J. Raji reportedly failed a drug test at the NFL combine. And no one was more interested than the Bengals.
Allen Iverson will miss the rest of the NBA season because of a sore back. Which he hurt while carrying his sore ego.
And the New York Knicks has been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. Until 2012.
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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
According to a Los Angeles insurance company, at least 350 pets in the city have been named after Kobe Bryant. Or Kobe beef, one of the two.
The Detroit Lions introduced a new logo, and then promptly lost to it.
The New York Mets have decided to remove Doc Gooden's autograph from the wall of a member's only section at Citi Field and put it in a more public area. Based on Gooden's personal history, they might want to put in on top of a bathroom mirror.
Chris Webber recently bet Charles Barkley $5,000 that he couldn't eat a slice of white bread in 25 seconds or less. Good to see Barkley is working on that gambling problem.
And Rihanna is reportedly dating Los Angeles Clippers point guard Baron Davis. Perfect. He's on the Clippers, so he doesn't beat anybody.
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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Celtics big man Leon Powe is expected to join Kevin Garnett and Brian Scalabrine on the sidelines for the rest of the playoffs. With all those injuries, the "rest of the playoffs" might be three games.
The Red Sox Jed Lowrie had surgery, and Rocco Baltelli was put on the 15 day DL. This moves the Sox closer to the Celtics in the "All New England Injury Competition."
Pittsburgh catcher Ryan Doumit is expected to miss two months after breaking his wrist. Unfortunately, he'll have to spend it watching Pirates games.
And Houston center Dikembe Mutombo is likely done playing professionally after injuring his knee. It's always such a shame to see a player cut down before his prime. The injury was further aggravated when he tripped over his AARP card.
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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Los Angeles has lowered the price of beer at Dodgers Stadium by a full two dollars. In related news, John Daly is now a Dodger fan.
Amid their sluggish start, the Nationals are trying to stay positive - by imagining how great their scores would be if they were playing golf.
The Yankees said they aren't too concerned about the high number of homeruns being hit in their new ballpark. Especially if they find a way to charge fans extra for the souvenirs.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. has said he doesn't believe in Twitter or MySpace. Similarly, many of his fans don't believe in the Big Bang or evolution.
And according to Forbes Magazine, a third of Major League Baseball teams declined in value over the past year. Some of them are so worthless, they're now in the WNBA.
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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Bud Selig is expected to meet with the New York Yankees to discuss their ticket prices. Because he can no longer afford to go to games.
Dikembe Mutumbo has become the first two-time winner of the NBA's citizenship award. He won the award this year, and also in 1947.
The Jacksonville Jaguars have introduced new team uniforms. Losing has never looked so good.
The United States squeaked out a tight 4-2 victory over Latvia at the ice hockey world championships. The game was closer than many expected, since the Americans were the only ones that could afford skates.
And the Detroit Pistons didnt win a single game in their series with the Cavaliers. Because they didnt want to make the Lions jealous.
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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Stephen Curry believes he could be picked as high as sixth in the upcoming NBA draft. And that's why Stephen Curry is not a general manager.
Johnny Damon is reportedly upset with Joe Torre's book. It was only a matter of time before someone finally read it to him.
The Golden State Warriors are reportedly in the market for a point guard... and a shooting guard... and a small forward... and a power forward. And maybe a center.
The NFL is considering airing the first round of the 2010 draft in primetime. With any luck, the 2009 draft will be over by then.
And the Hornets are interested in trading with the Pistons for Richard Hamilton and Tayshaun Prince. Unfortunately for New Orleans, Detroit is insisting they also take GM and Chrysler.
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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
There are rumors that Barry Bonds could bat DH in Kansas City. The D in DH apparently stands for "Desperate."
Royals ace Zack Greinke is 4-0 with a 0.00 ERA. The only thing lower than Greinke's ERA is the Royals chance at the playoffs.
The NBA has fined Houston's Rick Adelman, Portland's Nate McMillan and Boston's Doc Rivers for publicly criticizing referees during the NBA playoffs. The fines fit in with the NBA's new slogan: "I love this game! Because I'm told I have to."
The football coaches at Texas A & M and Texas Tech are in a war of words. Thankfully it's Texas, so they'll run out of words pretty quickly.
And USC coach Pete Carroll said that quarterback Mark Sanchez is not yet ready for the NFL. That's perfect, since he was drafted by the Jets.
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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Patrick Ewing is reportedly generating very little interest among teams looking for a new head coach. A number of teams, however, are interested in hiring Ewing as a mascot.
A new book suggests A-Rod used steroids as a teenager. The main signs were his acne and mood swings.
HBO has announced it will follow the Cincinnati Bengals for the upcoming season of Hard Knocks. The program is the third primetime show to feature the Bengals, following Cops and America's Most Wanted.
After a first round upset, the San Jose Sharks GM has said summer will be "tough and painful." Like living in Oakland.
And Brett Favre said he is done playing professional football. So he might still sign with the Lions.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The United States Postal Service has decided to give Dodger Stadium its very own zip code. Ditto for Prince Fielder.
The Dallas Cowboys' practice bubble collapsed following a major windstorm. The timing of the incident is surprising since the team's bubble usually doesn't burst until the playoffs.
Buffalo Bills safety Donte Whitner posted his phone number on his personal website so fans can call him at any time of the day. You know, its moves like this that almost take the fun out of stalking. Almost.
Sixers head coach Tony DiLeo says he's uncertain about his future. Not his future as a coach, but whether or not Philadelphia fans will let him live.
And New York Rangers coach John Tortorella has apologized for embarrassing the organization by throwing a water bottle at a fan. If Tortorella were a real Ranger, he'd have missed by much wider.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
One NFL source insists Brett Favre can't peacefully retire until he finds a way to get revenge on the Packers. Given his performance in the second half of last season, the best revenge would be playing for them.
The woeful Sacramento Kings are interesting in targeting Hornets coach Byron Scott. To be their new shooting guard.
Evander Holyfield recently caught a screening of Mike Tyson's new documentary. The former heavyweight champ reportedly enjoyed the flick, although he did complain he could only hear half of it.
The Los Angeles Dodgers are off to their best home start in franchise history. Major League Baseball has begun investigating the performance-enhancing qualities of Dodger Dogs.
And the Washington Nationals are expected to select San Diego State pitcher Stephen Strasburg with the No. 1 pick in next month's draft. One problem addressed, 24 more to go.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Manny Pacquiao destroyed Ricky Hatton over the weekend, knocking him out in less than two rounds. The last time an Englishman was that embarrassed, we gained independence.
Rasheed Wallace has said he plans to retire unless he gets $8 million next year. So Rasheed Wallace plans to retire.
Jessica Simpson said she sent mass e-mails before Cowboys games last season asking friends to pray for Tony Romo's protection. The emails worked so well, Romo got to go home a month early.
Ken Griffey Jr. was held out of the Seattle's lineup due to a flare-up of diverticulitis. If Griffey were any unhealthier, he'd be Michael Moore.
And a woman has been charged with stalking Eagles backup quarterback A.J. Feeley. Clearly, she'll be pleading insanity.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Brett Favre has told friends that he plans to play for the Vikings. Given the way Favre burned the Packers and the Jets, we thought he already WAS a Viking.
After his son suffered a terrible beating by Manny Pacquiao, Ricky Hatton's father said Hatton is in "no rush" to think about his future. Or his name, where he is right now, or how to chew solid food.
Some Red Sox fans had brooms confiscated by security after Boston swept New York at Yankee Stadium. Security plans to use the brooms as seat fillers for the next homestand.
And former Pistons great Dave Bing was elected mayor of Detroit. On purpose! The newly elected mayor plans to clean up the town. By getting rid of the Lions.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The New Orleans Saints released two players for exposing themselves. The good news is the players got to keep the beads.
Yankees catcher Jorge Posada has been placed on the disabled list. Posada injured his hamstring while dodging questions about Alex Rodriguez.
Agent Scott Boras has said that he would like to see major changes to the World Series. The first change we'd recommend is that Scott Boras isn't allowed anywhere near the World Series.
A British soccer fan hung himself after his team lost to Manchester United. We hope Detroit Lions fans are not paying attention.
And a man who robbed Antoine Walker at gunpoint has been sentenced to 21 years in prison. No word on the sentence Walker will receive for robbing Boston, Dallas, Atlanta, Miami, and Minnesota.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The Hawks are proving to be no match for the Cleveland Cavaliers. The only part of Atlanta that's not snarled with traffic is the street going to Philips Arena.
The New York Mets are on a hot streak. Which makes sense, because it's not October.
The owner of the Dodgers asked Manny Ramirez to address the team. After first explaining to Ramirez that baseball is a team sport.
The Red Sox were overwhelmed by the Tampa Rays at Fenway yet again. Boston is so afraid of the Rays, Paul Revere will warn the city when they return.
And to raise awareness for breast cancer, Major League Baseball used pink bats on Mother's Day. To raise for awareness for steroids, they used tiny, shriveled balls.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The NHL may be creating a new contest to energize its fans. The first fan that can actually locate a channel airing an NHL playoff game wins.
Mark Cuban allegedly told Kenyon Martin's mom that her son is a punk. Martin's mother retaliated by reminding him that he's the owner of the Mavericks.
For those of you keeping track of the "Manny" sweepstakes, the final tally is: Pacquiao good, Ramirez bad.
John Daly finished six shots back at the Italian Open. Just before he threw six shots back at the clubhouse.
And since Lane Kiffin became coach at the University of Tennessee, 11 players have left the team. It is such a mass exodus, the Vols are now calling the football team "math class."
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North Carolina guard Ty Lawson reportedly won $250 at a Detroit casino. Sadly, that makes him the fifth richest person in the city.
Jay Cutler has been dealt to the Chicago Bears. In case he didnt have enough to complain about.
Boston College defensive tackle B.J. Raji reportedly failed a drug test at the NFL combine. And no one was more interested than the Bengals.
Allen Iverson will miss the rest of the NBA season because of a sore back. Which he hurt while carrying his sore ego.
And the New York Knicks has been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. Until 2012.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
According to a Los Angeles insurance company, at least 350 pets in the city have been named after Kobe Bryant. Or Kobe beef, one of the two.
The Detroit Lions introduced a new logo, and then promptly lost to it.
The New York Mets have decided to remove Doc Gooden's autograph from the wall of a member's only section at Citi Field and put it in a more public area. Based on Gooden's personal history, they might want to put in on top of a bathroom mirror.
Chris Webber recently bet Charles Barkley $5,000 that he couldn't eat a slice of white bread in 25 seconds or less. Good to see Barkley is working on that gambling problem.
And Rihanna is reportedly dating Los Angeles Clippers point guard Baron Davis. Perfect. He's on the Clippers, so he doesn't beat anybody.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Celtics big man Leon Powe is expected to join Kevin Garnett and Brian Scalabrine on the sidelines for the rest of the playoffs. With all those injuries, the "rest of the playoffs" might be three games.
The Red Sox Jed Lowrie had surgery, and Rocco Baltelli was put on the 15 day DL. This moves the Sox closer to the Celtics in the "All New England Injury Competition."
Pittsburgh catcher Ryan Doumit is expected to miss two months after breaking his wrist. Unfortunately, he'll have to spend it watching Pirates games.
And Houston center Dikembe Mutombo is likely done playing professionally after injuring his knee. It's always such a shame to see a player cut down before his prime. The injury was further aggravated when he tripped over his AARP card.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Los Angeles has lowered the price of beer at Dodgers Stadium by a full two dollars. In related news, John Daly is now a Dodger fan.
Amid their sluggish start, the Nationals are trying to stay positive - by imagining how great their scores would be if they were playing golf.
The Yankees said they aren't too concerned about the high number of homeruns being hit in their new ballpark. Especially if they find a way to charge fans extra for the souvenirs.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. has said he doesn't believe in Twitter or MySpace. Similarly, many of his fans don't believe in the Big Bang or evolution.
And according to Forbes Magazine, a third of Major League Baseball teams declined in value over the past year. Some of them are so worthless, they're now in the WNBA.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Bud Selig is expected to meet with the New York Yankees to discuss their ticket prices. Because he can no longer afford to go to games.
Dikembe Mutumbo has become the first two-time winner of the NBA's citizenship award. He won the award this year, and also in 1947.
The Jacksonville Jaguars have introduced new team uniforms. Losing has never looked so good.
The United States squeaked out a tight 4-2 victory over Latvia at the ice hockey world championships. The game was closer than many expected, since the Americans were the only ones that could afford skates.
And the Detroit Pistons didnt win a single game in their series with the Cavaliers. Because they didnt want to make the Lions jealous.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Stephen Curry believes he could be picked as high as sixth in the upcoming NBA draft. And that's why Stephen Curry is not a general manager.
Johnny Damon is reportedly upset with Joe Torre's book. It was only a matter of time before someone finally read it to him.
The Golden State Warriors are reportedly in the market for a point guard... and a shooting guard... and a small forward... and a power forward. And maybe a center.
The NFL is considering airing the first round of the 2010 draft in primetime. With any luck, the 2009 draft will be over by then.
And the Hornets are interested in trading with the Pistons for Richard Hamilton and Tayshaun Prince. Unfortunately for New Orleans, Detroit is insisting they also take GM and Chrysler.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
There are rumors that Barry Bonds could bat DH in Kansas City. The D in DH apparently stands for "Desperate."
Royals ace Zack Greinke is 4-0 with a 0.00 ERA. The only thing lower than Greinke's ERA is the Royals chance at the playoffs.
The NBA has fined Houston's Rick Adelman, Portland's Nate McMillan and Boston's Doc Rivers for publicly criticizing referees during the NBA playoffs. The fines fit in with the NBA's new slogan: "I love this game! Because I'm told I have to."
The football coaches at Texas A & M and Texas Tech are in a war of words. Thankfully it's Texas, so they'll run out of words pretty quickly.
And USC coach Pete Carroll said that quarterback Mark Sanchez is not yet ready for the NFL. That's perfect, since he was drafted by the Jets.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Patrick Ewing is reportedly generating very little interest among teams looking for a new head coach. A number of teams, however, are interested in hiring Ewing as a mascot.
A new book suggests A-Rod used steroids as a teenager. The main signs were his acne and mood swings.
HBO has announced it will follow the Cincinnati Bengals for the upcoming season of Hard Knocks. The program is the third primetime show to feature the Bengals, following Cops and America's Most Wanted.
After a first round upset, the San Jose Sharks GM has said summer will be "tough and painful." Like living in Oakland.
And Brett Favre said he is done playing professional football. So he might still sign with the Lions.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The United States Postal Service has decided to give Dodger Stadium its very own zip code. Ditto for Prince Fielder.
The Dallas Cowboys' practice bubble collapsed following a major windstorm. The timing of the incident is surprising since the team's bubble usually doesn't burst until the playoffs.
Buffalo Bills safety Donte Whitner posted his phone number on his personal website so fans can call him at any time of the day. You know, its moves like this that almost take the fun out of stalking. Almost.
Sixers head coach Tony DiLeo says he's uncertain about his future. Not his future as a coach, but whether or not Philadelphia fans will let him live.
And New York Rangers coach John Tortorella has apologized for embarrassing the organization by throwing a water bottle at a fan. If Tortorella were a real Ranger, he'd have missed by much wider.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
One NFL source insists Brett Favre can't peacefully retire until he finds a way to get revenge on the Packers. Given his performance in the second half of last season, the best revenge would be playing for them.
The woeful Sacramento Kings are interesting in targeting Hornets coach Byron Scott. To be their new shooting guard.
Evander Holyfield recently caught a screening of Mike Tyson's new documentary. The former heavyweight champ reportedly enjoyed the flick, although he did complain he could only hear half of it.
The Los Angeles Dodgers are off to their best home start in franchise history. Major League Baseball has begun investigating the performance-enhancing qualities of Dodger Dogs.
And the Washington Nationals are expected to select San Diego State pitcher Stephen Strasburg with the No. 1 pick in next month's draft. One problem addressed, 24 more to go.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Manny Pacquiao destroyed Ricky Hatton over the weekend, knocking him out in less than two rounds. The last time an Englishman was that embarrassed, we gained independence.
Rasheed Wallace has said he plans to retire unless he gets $8 million next year. So Rasheed Wallace plans to retire.
Jessica Simpson said she sent mass e-mails before Cowboys games last season asking friends to pray for Tony Romo's protection. The emails worked so well, Romo got to go home a month early.
Ken Griffey Jr. was held out of the Seattle's lineup due to a flare-up of diverticulitis. If Griffey were any unhealthier, he'd be Michael Moore.
And a woman has been charged with stalking Eagles backup quarterback A.J. Feeley. Clearly, she'll be pleading insanity.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Brett Favre has told friends that he plans to play for the Vikings. Given the way Favre burned the Packers and the Jets, we thought he already WAS a Viking.
After his son suffered a terrible beating by Manny Pacquiao, Ricky Hatton's father said Hatton is in "no rush" to think about his future. Or his name, where he is right now, or how to chew solid food.
Some Red Sox fans had brooms confiscated by security after Boston swept New York at Yankee Stadium. Security plans to use the brooms as seat fillers for the next homestand.
And former Pistons great Dave Bing was elected mayor of Detroit. On purpose! The newly elected mayor plans to clean up the town. By getting rid of the Lions.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The New Orleans Saints released two players for exposing themselves. The good news is the players got to keep the beads.
Yankees catcher Jorge Posada has been placed on the disabled list. Posada injured his hamstring while dodging questions about Alex Rodriguez.
Agent Scott Boras has said that he would like to see major changes to the World Series. The first change we'd recommend is that Scott Boras isn't allowed anywhere near the World Series.
A British soccer fan hung himself after his team lost to Manchester United. We hope Detroit Lions fans are not paying attention.
And a man who robbed Antoine Walker at gunpoint has been sentenced to 21 years in prison. No word on the sentence Walker will receive for robbing Boston, Dallas, Atlanta, Miami, and Minnesota.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The Hawks are proving to be no match for the Cleveland Cavaliers. The only part of Atlanta that's not snarled with traffic is the street going to Philips Arena.
The New York Mets are on a hot streak. Which makes sense, because it's not October.
The owner of the Dodgers asked Manny Ramirez to address the team. After first explaining to Ramirez that baseball is a team sport.
The Red Sox were overwhelmed by the Tampa Rays at Fenway yet again. Boston is so afraid of the Rays, Paul Revere will warn the city when they return.
And to raise awareness for breast cancer, Major League Baseball used pink bats on Mother's Day. To raise for awareness for steroids, they used tiny, shriveled balls.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The NHL may be creating a new contest to energize its fans. The first fan that can actually locate a channel airing an NHL playoff game wins.
Mark Cuban allegedly told Kenyon Martin's mom that her son is a punk. Martin's mother retaliated by reminding him that he's the owner of the Mavericks.
For those of you keeping track of the "Manny" sweepstakes, the final tally is: Pacquiao good, Ramirez bad.
John Daly finished six shots back at the Italian Open. Just before he threw six shots back at the clubhouse.
And since Lane Kiffin became coach at the University of Tennessee, 11 players have left the team. It is such a mass exodus, the Vols are now calling the football team "math class."
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Monday, May 04, 2009
(Mostly Baseball-Related) Link Dump
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- I posted the Peralta graph from my previous post on Let's Go Tribe. They asked me to do some follow-up work, and I happily obliged.
- The College Baseball Blog got a first-hand look at the kid named Strasburg.
- Maury at the Business of Sports Network wants you to spread the word about autism.
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Thursday, April 30, 2009
Jhonny Peralta: Cold Like the Weather
From Andy Castrovince's latest mailbag:
Well, when it comes to the Indians (and especially Peralta, apparently), I am that obsessive-compulsive baseball statistician. After reading the question, I immediately thought, "I bet Retrosheet tracks weather information. Sure enough, they do.
If you want me to bore you with the details, email me. Otherwise, let's skip to the pretty picture:
The short explanation is that I took Peralta's batting average (hits/at bats, obviously) for each gametime temperature reading. As you can see, there is an upward trend. Thoughts:
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I'd be interested to see Jhonny Peralta's batting average in warm weather vs. cold weather. He was red hot down in Arizona this spring, but now he seems ice cold, much like the first six weeks of last season. Great Odin's raven, am I on to something here?
-- Tim R., San Diego
I'd love to help you find those numbers, but, much like the translation of the name for your hometown, scholars maintain that the ability to calculate such statistics was lost hundreds of years ago.
Actually, I asked hitting coach Derek Shelton and media relations director Bart Swain if they've ever heard of such a stat, and neither has. You'd really have to be the obsessive-compulsive type (even by baseball statistician standards) to calculate those numbers, especially when you consider the temperature at first pitch can take a drastic dip by the last pitch.
Well, when it comes to the Indians (and especially Peralta, apparently), I am that obsessive-compulsive baseball statistician. After reading the question, I immediately thought, "I bet Retrosheet tracks weather information. Sure enough, they do.
If you want me to bore you with the details, email me. Otherwise, let's skip to the pretty picture:
The short explanation is that I took Peralta's batting average (hits/at bats, obviously) for each gametime temperature reading. As you can see, there is an upward trend. Thoughts:
- There's no context. Maybe all, or at least most, hitters follow the same trend. That would make this "revelation" meaningless.
- Correlation is not causation. It's warm at midseason, when hitters are thought to be at their best, and when the ball is said to travel better. It's cold at the beginning of the season, when hitters aren't yet in "midseason form", and at the end, when fatigue starts to set in. So, again, maybe this is a trend for everyone and not just Jhonny.
- I'd be interested to see weather-related trends for other statistics, starting with BABIP and OPS, and perhaps moving onto the more advanced stuff.
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Sunday, April 26, 2009
Weekly Cleveland Indians Lineup Analysis
Back again for its second season, this is the weekly series where I plan take the top 9 Indians in terms of OPS and feed them into Dave Pinto's Lineup Analysis Tool to determine the theoretical ideal batting lineup.
This Week's Results
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This Week's Ideal Lineup
Cabrera
Martinez
Garko
Hafner
Choo
Sizemore
Shoppach
Francisco
Peralta
Theoretical Runs Per Game
A whopping 6.524.
Theoretical Improvement
The Indians are currently scoring 5.368 runs per game, which is impressive in its own right. But the ideal lineup is an improvement of 1.156 runs per game, or 187 runs over the course of a season. That's an additional 18-19 runs.
Defensive Plausibility
This team isn't too bad defensively, except it lacks a third baseman. The best candidate appears to be Travis Hafner, who played 29 minor league games at the hot corner.
Fan Believability
Defensively, there's the issue with third base. Offensively, the lineup is very believable outside of Grady Sizemore getting bumped down to sixth. You might not readily think of Asdrubal Cabrera as a leadoff hitter and Jhonny Peralta as a ninth-place hitter, but of late the former has been surging and the latter has been struggling.
My Take
This again is a good example of how the lineup tool is supposed to work. The best overall hitter - in this case, Victor Martinez - is batting second, and the next best overall hitter (Shin-Soo Choo) is fifth. The top OBP guy is hitting leadoff. Believe it or not, that's Asdrubal Cabrera, who was recently promoted to the number two spot in the lineup in real life.
Random Indians Thought of the Week
Don't judge Cliff Lee by his win total this season. He has more than a few things working against him. Not only is he due for some regression, but he also has people gunning for him as the reigning Cy Young Winner. Plus, he'll be facing other teams' aces this year, whereas last year he was facing other teams' fifth starters. That means last year's 5-2 wins are this year's 2-1 losses. Oh, and he got "lucky" by facing an inordinate number of bad teams last year.
If anyone for the Indians can repeat Cliff Lee's performance this year, it's Aaron Laffey. Not only is Laffey off to a hot start, but he's also "pulling a Cliff Lee" by facing fourth and fifth starters, and so far facing poorer teams. (Two of his three starts this year have been against the Royals.)
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This Week's Results
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This Week's Ideal Lineup
Cabrera
Martinez
Garko
Hafner
Choo
Sizemore
Shoppach
Francisco
Peralta
Theoretical Runs Per Game
A whopping 6.524.
Theoretical Improvement
The Indians are currently scoring 5.368 runs per game, which is impressive in its own right. But the ideal lineup is an improvement of 1.156 runs per game, or 187 runs over the course of a season. That's an additional 18-19 runs.
Defensive Plausibility
This team isn't too bad defensively, except it lacks a third baseman. The best candidate appears to be Travis Hafner, who played 29 minor league games at the hot corner.
Fan Believability
Defensively, there's the issue with third base. Offensively, the lineup is very believable outside of Grady Sizemore getting bumped down to sixth. You might not readily think of Asdrubal Cabrera as a leadoff hitter and Jhonny Peralta as a ninth-place hitter, but of late the former has been surging and the latter has been struggling.
My Take
This again is a good example of how the lineup tool is supposed to work. The best overall hitter - in this case, Victor Martinez - is batting second, and the next best overall hitter (Shin-Soo Choo) is fifth. The top OBP guy is hitting leadoff. Believe it or not, that's Asdrubal Cabrera, who was recently promoted to the number two spot in the lineup in real life.
Random Indians Thought of the Week
Don't judge Cliff Lee by his win total this season. He has more than a few things working against him. Not only is he due for some regression, but he also has people gunning for him as the reigning Cy Young Winner. Plus, he'll be facing other teams' aces this year, whereas last year he was facing other teams' fifth starters. That means last year's 5-2 wins are this year's 2-1 losses. Oh, and he got "lucky" by facing an inordinate number of bad teams last year.
If anyone for the Indians can repeat Cliff Lee's performance this year, it's Aaron Laffey. Not only is Laffey off to a hot start, but he's also "pulling a Cliff Lee" by facing fourth and fifth starters, and so far facing poorer teams. (Two of his three starts this year have been against the Royals.)
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The Boston Red Sox believe Fenway Park should last for another 40 to 50 years. It's nice to know the stadium will still be around for Tim Wakefield's final season.
A pair of filmmakers just completed a documentary about Len Bias. The movie starts out promising but ends abruptly after just five minutes.
The Kansas City Royals had to cancel their season opener due to snow. The Royals didn't have to give anyone their money back since they hadn't yet sold any tickets.
Former QB Jeff George is reportedly trying to figure out how to get back in the NFL. At this stage in his career he might want to try buying a ticket.
And Oklahoma's Courtney Paris promised to give back her scholarship money because they didn't win a national title in women's basketball. But her lawyer said she's not obliged, because nobody cares.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Yankee star C.C. Sabathia admitted that he didn't look very good in the season opener. He also doesn't look good in a bathing suit.
Michael Jordan has been elected into the Basketball Hall of Fame. Probably not as a general manager.
Former President George W. Bush threw out the first pitch before the Texas Rangers' home opener. The Rangers went on to win the game, even though they had fewer runs.
Manu Ginobili is out for the rest of the season and the playoffs with a stress fracture. The veteran guard is believed to have injured his foot while doing the Dance of Joy with Cousin Larry.
And rowdy basketball fans ransacked the Motor City following Michigan State's loss to North Carolina. Or maybe Detroit just looks like that.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Jaguars receiver Reggie Williams was tasered by police in Houston. It was such an intense shock, Williams said it felt like Jacksonville made the playoffs.
Ricky Rubio's family is reportedly in favor of him entering the NBA draft this year. Ricky Rubio's family is also in favor of him staying in the draft til after the Kings have picked.
Renovations to Wrigley Field have been temporarily stalled. The Cubs plan on resuming work in October, once it's vacant.
Clippers forward Zach Randolph was arrested for DUI. Randolph was obviously drunk, because he was happy about being on the Clippers.
And Boston's Fenway Park is predicted to sell more hot dogs than any other stadium in the majors this season. Mostly to David Ortiz.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The San Diego Padres are now offering fans a special hot dog wrapped in bacon, stuffed with onions, tomatoes, and pinto beans, and served on a potato bun smothered in mayonnaise and jalapeno sauce. It's the perfect snack for fans who love hot dogs but don't want to live to see the seventh inning.
The Columbus Blue Jackets are going to the playoffs for the first time in franchise history. And no one is happier than the team's fan.
In the wake of his recent arrest video in which he trashed New York, Joba Chamberlain said that he loves the Big Apple. But he was drunk when he said it.
Yankee fans are wondering if it's too early to start worrying. Not about the season, but about saving enough to afford a seat at the new stadium.
And Seattle Mariners star Ichiro Suzuki has an ulcer. Doctors say he developed it over years of playing for the Mariners.
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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The Atlanta Dream selected Angel McCoughtry with the first pick in the WNBA draft, thereby marking the last time her name will ever again appear in a national sports broadcast.
St. Louis ace Chris Carpenter threw a one-hitter in a dazzling start against Pittsburgh. And just like that, the Pirates have used up all of their hits for the season.
Darko Milicic has said he would like to play in Greece... or anywhere else fans don't know he was drafted ahead of Carmelo Anthony and Dwayne Wade.
Boston University staged a miracle rally by scoring two goals in the final minute to win the NCAA Hockey Championship. Of course, the real miracle is that we're even discussing college hockey.
And Barack Obama has declined an invitation to throw out the ceremonial first pitch before the Washington Nationals' home opener, because he didn't want to show up their pitching staff.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Linebacker Zach Thomas will now play for the Chiefs. Because he wanted to retire early.
Dwyane Wade scored 55 points against the Knicks. He later apologized for such a poor performance.
The Florida Marlins took two of three games from the Mets. The Mets haven't been this disappointed since very recently.
Chicago is excited about having Jay Cutler quarterback the Bears. Because they were running out of Rex Grossman effigies.
And Yao Ming has been cleared to play. But he's so weak as a Rocket, fans now think he's from North Korea.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The U.S. Women's Hockey team beat Canada to win its second consecutive World Hockey Championship title. In related news, it's been a very, very slow day in the world of sports.
Florida International University is close to striking a deal with Isiah Thomas. We're guessing Thomas has put together a fantastic intramural team.
Ichiro Suzuki said he's excited to rejoin the Seattle Mariners. Which is conclusive proof that a stomach ulcer can impair your judgment.
In boxing, Paul Williams donminated Winky Wright this weekend. Williams is a fighter so intimidating, he is avoided by most opponents, while Wright is a fighter so boring, he is avoided by most fans.
And colorful Tigers hurler Mark Fidrych has passed away at the age of 54. Sadly, baseballs around America now have no one to talk to.
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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The last place New York Islanders have won the NHL draft lottery and will have the first overall pick. Unfortunately, the rules do not allow them to draft a new GM.
Isiah Thomas has signed a five-year contract to become the new coach at little known Florida International University. On the positive side, the games will be so boring that he'll no longer need sleeping pills.
Celine Dion is on the verge of buying the Montreal Canadiens. Because she wants to ruin more than just music.
TBS has signed David Wells to become their newest baseball analyst. In related news, TBS will now broadcast on a 10-minute delay.
And Oscar De La Hoya has announced his retirement from boxing. In related news, so has ticketmaster.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The NBA is considering using instant replay to judge shot-clock violations. The idea is being applauded by those who were concerned that the last two minutes of an NBA game weren't quite long enough.
Alex Rodriguez has said his time in Colorado gave him the opportunity to rethink things, recommit himself and understand his responsibility to his teammates and his team. In other words, his hotel room didn't have a mirror.
Earl Watson reportedly wants out of Oklahoma City. Then again, so do half of the town's residents.
Partners in the Charlotte Bobcats have been told to expect $35 million in losses over the next two years. Luckily for the Bobcats, they're used to losing.
And Jose Canseco's ex-wife Jessica is now dating Jeremy Piven. Someone should probably tell her that he's not really an agent.
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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Michael Vick is reportedly shopping a post-prison reality show. Something tells us it won't be on Animal Planet.
Head coach Charlie Weiss has talked openly about quitting Notre Dame. He saw how much fun his team was having doing it, so he wants to try.
Ken Griffey Jr. recently hit career home run No. 613 and his 400th as a Mariner. The veteran outfielder hopes to break another personal record later this week when he attempts to play in three consecutive games without snapping a hamstring.
Florida high school pitcher Patrick Schuster has thrown three straight no-hitters. No one was more impressed than his opponents the Washington Nationals.
And the Marlins beat the Nationals to improve to 11-1, making them the first team in Major League history to have more wins than fans.
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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Tennessee Titans backup Vince Young said that he wants to avoid any hoopla this season. Which will be pretty easy, what with him not playing any games.
Raymond Felton has said that he'd like to remain a Charlotte Bobcat. In related news, Raymond Felton may be off his meds.
The Cleveland Brows are looking to get rid of Brady Quinn and most of their female fan base.
The NBA Playoffs started this weekend. And as per tradition, they kicked off with the ceremonial clearing out of the Knicks lockers.
And a 100-year-old woman from New Jersey has become the oldest competitor in the history of the United States Bowling Congress Women's Championships. Because bowling is totally a real sport.
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The Boston Red Sox believe Fenway Park should last for another 40 to 50 years. It's nice to know the stadium will still be around for Tim Wakefield's final season.
A pair of filmmakers just completed a documentary about Len Bias. The movie starts out promising but ends abruptly after just five minutes.
The Kansas City Royals had to cancel their season opener due to snow. The Royals didn't have to give anyone their money back since they hadn't yet sold any tickets.
Former QB Jeff George is reportedly trying to figure out how to get back in the NFL. At this stage in his career he might want to try buying a ticket.
And Oklahoma's Courtney Paris promised to give back her scholarship money because they didn't win a national title in women's basketball. But her lawyer said she's not obliged, because nobody cares.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Yankee star C.C. Sabathia admitted that he didn't look very good in the season opener. He also doesn't look good in a bathing suit.
Michael Jordan has been elected into the Basketball Hall of Fame. Probably not as a general manager.
Former President George W. Bush threw out the first pitch before the Texas Rangers' home opener. The Rangers went on to win the game, even though they had fewer runs.
Manu Ginobili is out for the rest of the season and the playoffs with a stress fracture. The veteran guard is believed to have injured his foot while doing the Dance of Joy with Cousin Larry.
And rowdy basketball fans ransacked the Motor City following Michigan State's loss to North Carolina. Or maybe Detroit just looks like that.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Jaguars receiver Reggie Williams was tasered by police in Houston. It was such an intense shock, Williams said it felt like Jacksonville made the playoffs.
Ricky Rubio's family is reportedly in favor of him entering the NBA draft this year. Ricky Rubio's family is also in favor of him staying in the draft til after the Kings have picked.
Renovations to Wrigley Field have been temporarily stalled. The Cubs plan on resuming work in October, once it's vacant.
Clippers forward Zach Randolph was arrested for DUI. Randolph was obviously drunk, because he was happy about being on the Clippers.
And Boston's Fenway Park is predicted to sell more hot dogs than any other stadium in the majors this season. Mostly to David Ortiz.
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By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The San Diego Padres are now offering fans a special hot dog wrapped in bacon, stuffed with onions, tomatoes, and pinto beans, and served on a potato bun smothered in mayonnaise and jalapeno sauce. It's the perfect snack for fans who love hot dogs but don't want to live to see the seventh inning.
The Columbus Blue Jackets are going to the playoffs for the first time in franchise history. And no one is happier than the team's fan.
In the wake of his recent arrest video in which he trashed New York, Joba Chamberlain said that he loves the Big Apple. But he was drunk when he said it.
Yankee fans are wondering if it's too early to start worrying. Not about the season, but about saving enough to afford a seat at the new stadium.
And Seattle Mariners star Ichiro Suzuki has an ulcer. Doctors say he developed it over years of playing for the Mariners.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The Atlanta Dream selected Angel McCoughtry with the first pick in the WNBA draft, thereby marking the last time her name will ever again appear in a national sports broadcast.
St. Louis ace Chris Carpenter threw a one-hitter in a dazzling start against Pittsburgh. And just like that, the Pirates have used up all of their hits for the season.
Darko Milicic has said he would like to play in Greece... or anywhere else fans don't know he was drafted ahead of Carmelo Anthony and Dwayne Wade.
Boston University staged a miracle rally by scoring two goals in the final minute to win the NCAA Hockey Championship. Of course, the real miracle is that we're even discussing college hockey.
And Barack Obama has declined an invitation to throw out the ceremonial first pitch before the Washington Nationals' home opener, because he didn't want to show up their pitching staff.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Linebacker Zach Thomas will now play for the Chiefs. Because he wanted to retire early.
Dwyane Wade scored 55 points against the Knicks. He later apologized for such a poor performance.
The Florida Marlins took two of three games from the Mets. The Mets haven't been this disappointed since very recently.
Chicago is excited about having Jay Cutler quarterback the Bears. Because they were running out of Rex Grossman effigies.
And Yao Ming has been cleared to play. But he's so weak as a Rocket, fans now think he's from North Korea.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The U.S. Women's Hockey team beat Canada to win its second consecutive World Hockey Championship title. In related news, it's been a very, very slow day in the world of sports.
Florida International University is close to striking a deal with Isiah Thomas. We're guessing Thomas has put together a fantastic intramural team.
Ichiro Suzuki said he's excited to rejoin the Seattle Mariners. Which is conclusive proof that a stomach ulcer can impair your judgment.
In boxing, Paul Williams donminated Winky Wright this weekend. Williams is a fighter so intimidating, he is avoided by most opponents, while Wright is a fighter so boring, he is avoided by most fans.
And colorful Tigers hurler Mark Fidrych has passed away at the age of 54. Sadly, baseballs around America now have no one to talk to.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The last place New York Islanders have won the NHL draft lottery and will have the first overall pick. Unfortunately, the rules do not allow them to draft a new GM.
Isiah Thomas has signed a five-year contract to become the new coach at little known Florida International University. On the positive side, the games will be so boring that he'll no longer need sleeping pills.
Celine Dion is on the verge of buying the Montreal Canadiens. Because she wants to ruin more than just music.
TBS has signed David Wells to become their newest baseball analyst. In related news, TBS will now broadcast on a 10-minute delay.
And Oscar De La Hoya has announced his retirement from boxing. In related news, so has ticketmaster.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
The NBA is considering using instant replay to judge shot-clock violations. The idea is being applauded by those who were concerned that the last two minutes of an NBA game weren't quite long enough.
Alex Rodriguez has said his time in Colorado gave him the opportunity to rethink things, recommit himself and understand his responsibility to his teammates and his team. In other words, his hotel room didn't have a mirror.
Earl Watson reportedly wants out of Oklahoma City. Then again, so do half of the town's residents.
Partners in the Charlotte Bobcats have been told to expect $35 million in losses over the next two years. Luckily for the Bobcats, they're used to losing.
And Jose Canseco's ex-wife Jessica is now dating Jeremy Piven. Someone should probably tell her that he's not really an agent.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Michael Vick is reportedly shopping a post-prison reality show. Something tells us it won't be on Animal Planet.
Head coach Charlie Weiss has talked openly about quitting Notre Dame. He saw how much fun his team was having doing it, so he wants to try.
Ken Griffey Jr. recently hit career home run No. 613 and his 400th as a Mariner. The veteran outfielder hopes to break another personal record later this week when he attempts to play in three consecutive games without snapping a hamstring.
Florida high school pitcher Patrick Schuster has thrown three straight no-hitters. No one was more impressed than his opponents the Washington Nationals.
And the Marlins beat the Nationals to improve to 11-1, making them the first team in Major League history to have more wins than fans.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
By Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Ryan Murphy, and Chris Strait
Tennessee Titans backup Vince Young said that he wants to avoid any hoopla this season. Which will be pretty easy, what with him not playing any games.
Raymond Felton has said that he'd like to remain a Charlotte Bobcat. In related news, Raymond Felton may be off his meds.
The Cleveland Brows are looking to get rid of Brady Quinn and most of their female fan base.
The NBA Playoffs started this weekend. And as per tradition, they kicked off with the ceremonial clearing out of the Knicks lockers.
And a 100-year-old woman from New Jersey has become the oldest competitor in the history of the United States Bowling Congress Women's Championships. Because bowling is totally a real sport.
For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com
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