Showing posts with label Erin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Erin. Show all posts

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Laetare Sunday

Editor's Note: It's been a prolific weekend. Scroll down for my NL Central preview and a statistically-inclined article on NCAA brackets.

For the third straight year, Kanka's Sports Page is proud to announce the recipient of the KankaNation Laetare Medal. The KankaNation Laetare goes to the KankaManiac "whose genius has ennobled the arts and sciences, illustrated the ideals of Kanka's Sports Page and enriched the heritage of humanity."

This year, the award goes to...



Erin, the woman who's going to marry me. Why? Because I'm that fiance.

2008 recipients: The Hatton Family
2007 recipients: Dave and Klondike
2006 recipient: Ellen

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

The Class of 2009

We had decent voter turnout this year, 8. Again due to the diversity of nominees, I set the induction threshold at 4 votes, and four individuals met that mark.


Buck O'Neil: He's a hall of famer to me, and that's alright with him.


Erin: She was already awesome. And then she agreed to marry me.


Fr. Edmund P. "Ned" Joyce, CSC: In Andy's words, Fr. Joyce is the ultimate sidekick, and as Aflac pointed out, he " advanced the causes of ND athletics, and has a building named after him that has hosted commencements, presidents, career fairs, basketball games, hockey games, boxing matches, volleyball games, U2, and racquetball "matches" between Aflac, Yonto, Katy, and the light fixture."


Fr. Edward Sorin, CSC: Without him, there literally would be no Notre Dame. And without Notre Dame, where would any of us be?

Now, the also rans. Also always, those that received multiple votes will get one carryover vote next year.

NameTotalComment
Brady Quinn2I'm starting to think he was even more amazing then people realized at the time
Dave2
F-bomb2Why not? I'm just sayin'
Klondike2noted sport creator/improver
Knute Rockne2FOOTBALL!
Rebecca Rose Hatton2
Aflac Duck1Gave me a nickname. Poses interesting trivia questions. Still contributing to cancer research.
Beer1
Happy New Year!1I just ran out of focus here...especially after celebrating the previous vote!
bill belichick1An interesting coach who seems to hire assistants who are just good enough not to take his job
Bratwurst1mmmMmmm
Coach Jackson1another #1
Detroit Red Wings1
Evan Sharpley's shoes1
Fair Catch Corby1I have a mini version of that statue on my bookshelf!
Golden Tate1
Jerome Bettis1ND alum, Super Bowl winner, Restaurant owner.
Joe Posnanski1
JOHN GOCHNAUR1according to Google Gochnaur could be arguably the worst baseball player ever
Kuntz's hair1
Maurice Crum Jr.1all heart on and off the field
Michael Floyd1might as well just put him in now... and hope he does have a Kamara-esque soph year
Michael Phelps1
Mike Anello1for Heisman
Mr. T1
Nachos1mmmm
Owen Sixteen1star of the Detroit Lions
Peyton Manning1
Regis Philbin1The definition of fired-up-old-guy.
Sam Sanchez 1
Steve Yzerman1
Touchdown Jesus1Think anyone will get confused when people start yelling "Touchdown Crist!"?
women's soccer team/dynasty1even if they don't win it all this year, 3 straight final fours, and keeping Grace Hall lit up all semester is appreciated

Saturday, January 05, 2008

The Class of 2008

We had excellent voter turnout this year, with 10 people turning in ballots. Due to the diversity of picks, I set 5 as the number of votes needed for induction this year. Without further ado, here are the four inductees, all of whom received exactly 5 votes.,


Charlie Weis, Jr.: Charlie Jr., seen here with his family, joins his father in the our Hall of Fame. Charlie Sr., class of 2006, and Jr. make up the first father-son combo in the HOF. Junior is an inspiration to high school freshman everywhere; his hobbies include philanthropy, breaking down game film for St. Joseph's high, and hanging out with Ellen's dad.


Fr. Theodore M. Hesburgh, CSC: As Andy said on his ballot, "The reasons are too numerous to list." If you haven't read God, Country, Notre Dame, Travels with Ted and Ned, or any of Hesburgh's other works yet, do yourself a favor and visit your local library right now. I don't even care if don't finish reading the rest of this column - go now! On a personal note, this is my favorite picture of Fr. Ted. And there are many to choose from. He's posed with popes and presidents. A picture of him and Martin Luther King, Jr., belting out a hymn at a Chicago peace rally, was just named a national treasure. Then there's the Time cover that I hope to have hanging in my house some day. Fr. Hesburgh - what else is there to say?


Patrick Hatton: The first recruit in what is already becoming a very impressive recruiting class of '27, Patrick very nearly made the Hall of Fame on his first try last year, missing by just one vote. The kid just turned two, and he can already yell for a loose ball, Hike Step, play trombone, and say "Kanka."


Peter Gammons: I'd like to thank Dave's influential voting block for helping to get Peter in the Hall. Without Gammons, my fantasy baseball team would probably be called Starkesquity, and that just doesn't have the same ring to it. A legendary baseball writer, Peter Gammons is one of the true inspirations for this site. I never got a chance to meet Kurt Vonnegut, and balked at my lone chance to meet Hal Lebovitz, so my next goal in life is to meet the man from the front of the $20 bill.

Here are this year's also-rans. As you can see, Fr. Sorin just missed induction. He and all of the other multiple vote getters will receive a carryover vote next year.

NameTotalComment
Fr. Sorin4Without him I probably would have ended up at a place like Penn State or Boston college... actually, with those options, I might have just skipped college altogether.
Fr. Joyce3Rivals Barney Rubble and Robin for best sidekick ever.
Peyton Manning3
Sam Sanchez3
Buck O'Neil2This one's for Kanka.
Erin2Who is sadly missing from the message board.
Knute Rockne2FOOTBALL!!!
Mr. T2Crazy Man Pick
Rebecca Rose Hatton2New Member Pick
Adrian Peterson (MIN)1Fantasy stud.
American Flag guy from the road by WNDU1
Basil Moreau, CSC1
Blue-Cheese-Stuffed Olives1Beverage Garnish Pick: http://www.dibruno.com/Detail.bok?no=608
Brady Quinn1
Buzzwinkle1Drunkard Pick: http://www.adn.com/front/story/9483457p-9394676c.html
Carl Monday1
Christopher Walken1
Coach Jackson (hockey)1
Crazy Moustache Guy1Moustache Pick: http://netramblings.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/moustache.jpg
Dave Schmitt1KankaMatic Champion
David Bruton1
David Wright1Favorite baseball player.
EA Sports NCAA Footbal series1There is no off-season. This series of games has fed our off-season hunger for college football just enugh so that we don't need a straight-jacket. Has led to a great deal of creativity and has sustained such imaginary legends as Sigmund Jalepeno.
Exavier "Nook" Logan1Editor's Pick (Klondike let me pick one name from the Mitchell Report, so I chose a name I thought he'd like. FP Santangelo is probably the coolest name on the list, but I figured it was too French Canadian-sounding for Klondike to like it.)
Gin1
Guitar Hero 31
Jerome Bettis1
Jessica Simpson1She's hot and helped the Boys lose to the Birds!
Kanka's Cell Phone1Beep boop bop beep boop
Ken Hanlon1Trombone Pick: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Trombone_Association
Kerri Hanks1
Mark McGwire1At least he admitted to doing Andro.
Matt Holliday1Helped me win a KM Baseball crown!
Michelle Weisenhoffer1She does flip throws, now that's cool.
Nachos1Mmmm.
National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)1Entertainment Pick
Notre Dame Stadium1The House that Rock Built. Greatest place to watch a game, whether from the field or stands. Keeps the old school alive with the absence of video replay boards and with the school bands playing the only music heard during the game.
Pete Rose1Deserves to be in A Hall of Fame!
Puck1Beloved dog of Andy Wolkiewicz. He was a good, loyal, and faithful dog who wore his Notre Dame dog collar with pride every day for seven straight years. Passed away unexpectedly on December 29, 2007, likely due to complications associated with epilepsy. May he rest in peace.
Ronald McDonald1
Roy Williams (DAL)1Suspension for namesake penalty.
Sal1KankaNation Pick
Sammy Sosa1Hit #600.
Sean Connery1Classic Pick
The "enjoy" lady at SDH1
TO1Favorite football player.
Touchdown Jesus1This is probably the most famous mural in the United States. Gets plenty of TV time on Saturdays, even if ND isn't playing at home.
Trevor Laws1